TODAY IS
SATURDAY, JULY 24, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND GUESS WHAT WE WEREN’T DOING ON JULY 13…WE WEREN’T WATCHING THE MLB ALL-STAR GAME
This week, everybody who’s tired of watching another American Institution ruined by wokeness, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is long-time Cincinnati Reds fan Farley Fairweather, who remembers when baseball players cared about the game, instead of just their fat paychecks. Farley wins a pennant from 1919, when the Reds won their first World Series, but only because the Chicago Black Sox threw the games; 477 marked-down sweatshirts from the Reds Over-priced Apparel and Merchandise Store, and his name entered in the lottery of people who may be picked to win this original 2021 Atlanta All-Star Game Poster before MLB gave in to Joke Biden* and the Dishonest D-RATS. His winning limerick is:
Yes, We Still Plan To Boycott The Game.
‘Cause Baseball only had itself to Blame.
Along with other Major League Sports
They’ll all be out-of-sorts
When They End Up In The Woke Hall Of Fame
MEANWHILE, Perturbed in Park Hills Says,
Yes, We Still Plan To Boycott The Game
Because baseball went woke, to their shame.
Those PC pussies are not all-stars:
Of craven cowardice, they’re the czars.
“People of color can’t have IDs!”
Say the D-RATS with their lying sprees.
“And they can’t find their polling places,
So we must protect oppressed races!
They can’t read or write, ’cause they’re not white;
They’re victims whom we need to incite!
So we’ll fill out their ballots for them
And if you complain, we’ll cause mayhem!”
Meanwhile, MLB fell for this crock;
They’ve utterly disgraced ev’ry jock
Who’s put on a uniform to play.
Now baseball’s the national dismay.
Manfred the Commish needs to grow a pair,
Otherwise, baseball ain’t got a prayer.
MLB is all strikes and no balls;
Will they care when their viewership falls?
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“How many lies did Obama tell?