TODAY IS
THURSDAY, JUNE 10, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S A PANDEMIC DR. FAUCI DIDN’T CAUSE

Unfortunately, There Is No Cure For Cell Phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by people’s inability to stop talking on their cell phones; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in environments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and these people are referred to in 12-step recovery parlance as “Chataholics.”