TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 2020
TRUMP’S 1272nd DAY IN OFFICE
AND EVERYBODY’S STILL CONFUSED ABOUT ALL THOSE RUMORS OF ANOTHER LOCKDOWN IN OHIO, ESPECIALLY AFTER OHIO GOVERNOR DEWHINE ANSWERED JACK WINDSOR’S QUESTION.

Nudists On The North Shore

         Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo had predicted Nude-Watchers on the South Shore would be thanking The Blower Yesterday for being the only media outlet in the Tri-State to recognize that July 14 was National Nude Day, by featuring a gorgeous gallery of pictures from The Blower’s National Nude Day Photo Contest at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence.

Meanwhile, Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Bobby Leach says we should’ve also been publicizing the nudist camps in Greater Cincinnati where he likes to let it all hang out.

Bobby says it’s too bad Paradise Gardens closed three years ago. Greater Cincinnati’s Family Nudist Resort was that used to be in Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead’s District, offering a unique way to enjoy your favorite sport” It was Cincinnati’s ONLY nudist resort, and perverts found that playing volleyball nude allowed them a freedom that had to be experienced to be understood.

Bobby also says the most popular guy in a Paradise Gardens was the one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time. Midgets who stuck their noses in everybody’s business (as well as guys eight feet tall who stick their business in everybody’s noses) were popular, too.

Former Fishwrapper KimBall Perry even wrote a story in 2010 about Paradise Gardens when that Colerain Township nudist colony wanted a trial covered up when Paradise Gardens attorney Kevin Frank filed motion with Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine seeking to “exclude (the) public and media from trial and to seal records” in the case. [THAT PAGE NO LONGER EXISTS WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE LINK] .  

That place is probably overgrown with weeds these days, but this is what you could’ve expected to see during the summer.

The only Nudist Camp in Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Ohio Second District is the Cedar Trails Nudist Resort in Peebles, Ohio, wherever the hell that is. Friday is still Taco Night, but everybody remembers last year when those nudists planned a Pool Party, Cannonball Challenge, and Skinny Dip picture Saturday on National Nude Day Eve.

Meanwhile at next Thursday night’s virtual monthly meeting, Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas will be reporting on his Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino in the very near future, unless Ohio Governor DeWhine declares another lockdown.