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This year on Spring Break at the Nude Beach in Florida, I’ve been personally working on a list of guys who took their wives and families to the Redneck Riviera, Naples, Destin, or Key Largo, just so they could spend all day on the beach ogling young girls’ breasts. You’ll never guess whose names are already on that list. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

Maybe that’s why we chose Robin Williams’ “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Are all of my snitches still on Spring Break, too? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

We’re not on Spring Break. It just always seems that way. —Northern Kentucky Legislators

Usually it’s a sure sign of spring when UK is playing basketball in the NCAA Tournament while UC and Xavier aren’t. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall (Now heard on 220 radio stations, locally 1360)

But it’s Spring Break in Florida. The temperature tomorrow in Punta Gorda will be 75 degrees,  teenage tramps will go wild, and thongs are always particularly lovely this time of year. —Frank Weikel

Please add Venice, Florida to the list of places The Blower is watching guys who took their wives and teenage children on Spring Break so they can spend all day on the beach ogling young girls’ breasts. —Larry Laptop

Here’s a Spring Break Poem: What could be nicer, than a nice set of boobs? A pretty young girlfriend who just tied her tubes. —Odious Octogenarian Bunky Tadwell, The Bard of Cleves

Did you know some of our smarter phones allow The Blower’s photos to come through? —Barry Blackberry

According to my countdown, because next year will be leap year, there will still be 365 more days until the next BB&BJ Day. —Horny in Hebron

When does The Blower’s 2019 Girls Gone Wild on Spring Break video come out? —Will “The Thrill” Terwort

Where’s our video? —Wilder Women

Do they have any videos of women faking it? —Uptight Bitches from Fort Mitchell

Does what happens on Spring Break stay on Spring Break? —Political Philanderers

Do guys still drink a lot on Spring Break? —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith and Michael Liquid Plummer

Spring Break is a great way to get a great tan in only one day.—Larry the Loser

Do guys get to eat a lot on Spring Break? —Clueless Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich

I always used to go “crazy” on Spring Break. —Your Good Friend, Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

Come to think of it, maybe that’s what happened to my former patient. —“Crazy Eric’s” Crazy Psychiatrist

Trish the Dish claims she still wants to know what BB&BJ stands for. —TV 19 News

She really knows, she’s just saying that. — WCPO-TV Helicopter Reporter Dan Carroll (Formerly with TV 19)

And if all of that isn’t Newsworthy enough, Geezers looking for Major Yabbos on the beach should check out “The Makeover.” — Our Aging Attorney Acquaintance Still Searching For His Lost Youth And Vigor On Spring Break, Who Just Returned From Naples

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Older Oglers On The Beach.

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         Sometimes The Blower ridicules old guys who take their wives and children on Spring Break to show that ogling young girls’ breasts on the beach is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a dirty old man.

          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Ollie Ogler.

 SPRING BREAK HOT LINE

e-mail your Major Yabbo sighting photos today.

Some Spring Break items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Spring Break Watching subscribers.

 WHISTLEBLOWER SPRING BREAK VIDEO OF THE DAY

(Possibly sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Addia Wuchner, Bluegrass State Representative, who doesn’t need a makeover)

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