TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2018
Trump’s 672nd Day In Office
#BLACKFRIDAYMATTERS Violence Was Already Supposed To Be In Full Swing
They Advertised All Those Doorbusters
But So Far We Haven’t Seen Trump Blamed For Any Really Big Riots On TV
Maybe Those Poor Misunderstood Yoofs Did Their Shoplifting Early This Year
We’ll Let You Know If Something Really Important Happens
