TODAY IS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2018
Trump’s 644th Day In Office
News Flash: The Media Still Back Hillary
This week, everybody who thinks that no matter the outcome of Trump’s Mid-Term Elections in only 11 more days, 2016 will be officially declared the Year Journalism Died, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Farron Balanced, who says just like at The Fishwrap, liberal reporters everywhere are either too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to report the truth.
Farron wins another “Hillary in Prison” yard sign to replace the 42nd one that just got stolen, a bullshit detector for watching all those candidates’ commercials on TV, and a free subscription to the Special Whistleblower “Insiders E-dition.” His winning entry is:
Is Real Journalism already dead?
From embarrassment their faces should be red
‘Cause they’re all in the swillery
For Obama and Crooked Hillary
To promote the Liberal Media Conspiracy instead
Perturbed in Park Hills says
Is Real Journalism already dead?
Ask the DemocRATS with whom they’re in bed!
Soros, Clinton, Obama and more
Try to dictate the media score,
As they fabricate the fake news they spread.
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
Is Real Journalism already dead?
That’s what some experts have said.
Of truth the media is bereft
They are in the tank with the Left
And with Hillary they are clearly in bed.
The first line of next week’s Limerick Contest:
“What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night”
MEDIA BIAS HOT LINE
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TRUMP’S TSUNAMI UPDATE HOT LINE
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TODAY’S REMEMBERING 2016 WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO
The final debate between Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton opens up a wormhole to another universe that sucks “Weird Al” Yankovic through it to moderate in the key of Bb minor.
