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THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Story —
TRUMP’S sTRUMPet Coming To Ohio
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
The sad state of affairs with the City of Cincinnati and several other municipalities in Hamilton County, which continually spend money on special interest groups, friends and family members, but do not keep the roads maintained for the folks who pay the bills – you know – the OVER-TAXED PAYERS!! It would be funnier if it wasn’t true.
— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not Fit To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
VATICAN CITY, Rome (Big Hairy News) – In another interview with his longtime atheist friend, Eugenio Scalfari, Pope Francis claims unrepentant sinners face eternal punishment, but not in Hell.
Scalfari: You have never spoken to me about the souls who die in sin.
Pope Francis: Those who do not repent and cannot, therefore, be forgiven suffer unspeakable eternal torment.
Scalfari: In Hell.
Pope Francis: No, they go to either Detroit or Baltimore. The worst spend time in both.
Scalfari: You are saying there is no Hell?
Pope Francis: You have obviously never been to Detroit or Baltimore…
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Trump Projected To Be Last Remaining Member Of White House By 2 P.M. Tomorrow
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Stormy Daniels ‘60 Minutes’ Interview Leads To Spike In PornHub Searches For Anderson Cooper
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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