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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Today’s Top Trump Tweet Takedown —
— THE VERDICT NOBODY SAW COMING —
Trump Called It A “Travesty Of Justice.”
But it was worse than a “travesty. In the words of Fielding Mellish, it’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”
Build The Wall, Pass Kate’s Law
We’ll Call It “Kate’s Wall”
Jeff Sessions after Kate Steinle verdict: ‘Wouldn’t take five minutes’ for Senate to pass ‘Kate’s Law’
These Awkward Matt Lauer Moments Are Resurfacing
MSNBC’s ‘Crazy Joe’ Meltdown – Keith Olbermann
“Don’t Let Strippers In Your House” Warns Indiana Man After Having 16 Guns Stolen
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
NFL BANKROLLS THE RESISTANCE TO TRUMP
A $100 million fund to appease America-hating players while sticking the knife in patriotic fans.
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Kim Personally Built And Steered Missile
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He Grabbed My Genitals And Wouldn’t Let Go!
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U.S.—After a short twenty years of deliberation and reflection, DemocRATS across the country called for Bill Clinton’s impeachment and resignation from office, sources confirmed Wednesday. (MORE)
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White Guy Held Accountable For Crime
Matt Lauer Returns To Today Show Following 2-Day Suspension
‘I Used To Look Up To You,’ Shouts Anguished Flynn Jr. Running Out Of Room After Learning Father A Perjurer
Mueller: ‘Well, We Got The Liar. Probe’s Over’
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 317. There Are Now Only 1,067 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
