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Tuesday, August 15 E-ditions
“Tuesday’s Triumphs” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Charlottesville Chaos On Campus” (The Insanity Is Everywhere!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Monday, August 14 E-ditions
“Monday Message” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“VJ DAY Anniversary” (Is It Still OK To Call Them “Japs” Today?)
Special “Same Time Last Year” (Obama Supporters In The Press Were Excusing Obama One More Time)
Annual “Back to School” E-dition (The worse schools perform the more money it costs!)
Sunday, August 13 E-ditions
Special “Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV)
“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying Peaceful Protesters)
Saturday, August 12 E-ditions
“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues)
“Rioters And Looters” (August Is Usually Their Busiest Month)
“Patronage County Today” (Welcome Back!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Friday, August 11 E-ditions
“Friday’s Features” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
WHISTLEBLOWER WIN-A-FREE-TRIP-TO-GUAM CONTEST
SHOWS OUR SOLIDARITY WITH ALL THESE BRAVE AMERICAN CITIZENS IN HARM’S WAY
Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition
But It’s Still The Same Old BS!
Explaining “The Liberal Agenda” (Simply Put, It’s Everything We hate!)
“Seafood Festival” (All The Raw Squid You Can Eat) 
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Here’s who to thank when you succeed)
Thursday, August 10 E-ditions
“Thursday’s Tactics” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
—Win A Free Trip To Guam —
“D-Word Update” (No Wonder All The Other Letters Are Jealous!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Wednesday, August 9 E-ditions
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Fear And Mongering” (About An Imminent Nuclear Attack From North Korea)
Official “I-Day” (We Thought Liberals Would Really Be Celebrating)
Tuesday, August 8 E-ditions
“Tuesday’s Triumphs” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Liberal Bias Alert” (What Liberal Bias?)
“Segregated Housing Update” (More Discrimination Against White Students)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)