THURSDAY, AUGUST 10, 2017
Brought To You By The Letter “D”
Recently in our “Devolving Democracy” Edition, we said it was just like “Dumbing Down.” Often we’ve told you how The Liberal Agenda To Ruin America was to “Divide, Distract, and Deceive.” Maybe that’s why whenever The Blower uses the word “DemocRAT,” it’s usually preceded by another “D-Word,” for alliteration (a literary effect achieved by consecutive words that begin with the same consonant, in case all you SCPS graduates were absent that day).
Here Are Some Other “D-Words” The Blower sometimes uses as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda
(Look them up in your Funken Wagnalls if you don’t know what they mean)
Dishonest, dildo, dalliance, dastardly, dazed, debacle, debased, debauchery, decadent, defective, defensive, deficient, defect, deflect, deflower, deformed, defraud, degenerate, degrade, deign, delete, deleterious, derelict, delinquent, demagogue, demean, demented, demerit, demolish, demonic, demoralize, demote, demount, denounce, depend, deplete, deplorable, depose, depraved, depressing, deprive, derail, deride, derogatory, descent, desecrate, desert, desecrate, desensitize, desire, desperate, despicable, deteriorate, detest, detract, devalue, devastate, deviate, devoid, devour, diabolic, diaphragm, diatribe, dictate, diddle, digress, dilatory, dim, diminish, dimwitted, dire, dirty, dis, disappointment, disapproval, disarray, disaster, disbar, disbelieve, disclaim, disclose, discombobulate, discomfort, discommend, discompose, disconnect, disconsolate, discord, discourage, discourteous, discrepancy, discreditable, disease, disenchant, disestablish, dysfunction, disgrace, disgruntle, disguise, disgust, dishonest, disillusion, disingenuous, disloyal, dismal, dismay, disorderly, disorganized, disparity, displace, dispute, disquiet, disrepair, disrespect, disrepute, disrobe, disrupt, dissatisfactory, disseminate, dissent, disservice, dissident, distain, distasteful, distress, distort, disturbed, disunite, dither, divert, divisive, document, dodge, doleful, DNA, donation, double-dealing, double-crossing, double-faced, doubt, douche, downcast, downfall, downgrade, downhill, dredge, dreg, dress, dribble, drool, dumb-ass, duplicity, duress, and, of course, dickhead.
Obviously, this isn’t a complete list. If you think of any we’ve missed, please let us know.
THIS JUST IN: Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane just received another e-mail from the White House. It seems Trump’s Speechwriters are now looking for a few more of our choice words to include in “Trump’s Tough Talk,” especially after Whistleblower Wordsmiths were the ones who suggested “Fire And Fury,” the Potent Phrase that caused all those Liberal Heads to explode when Trump featured them in his War of Words against Crazy North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un. This afternoon, Trump said his “Fire and Fury” warning to North Korea might not have been tough enough.
Meanwhile, as The Blower continues its War Against the “Fake News” Media with our aggressive operation to Dispute, Discredit, and Defeat press misinformation, we once again remind our Persons of Consequence about the five members of the “Destroy Trump Alliance” (The Destroy Trump Media, Disingenuous DemocRATS, The Deep State, Never Trumpers, and Establishment RepubliCANTS.)
