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Sunday, July 2 E-ditions
“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
“Patriotic Primer” (You’re Really Never Too Old to Learn!)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 
“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Our Patriotic President)
Saturday, July 1 E-ditions
“Weekend Wisdom” E-dition
Our Right-Wing Review Continues
Official “Patriotic Planning” E-dition (A Goal Without a Plan Is Just A Wish!)
“Patronage County Today“ (“Free Stuff on the Fourth” ) 
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
Saturday Morning Cartoons (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Friday, June 30 E-ditions
“Friday’s Features” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Guest Column” E-dition
(But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
“Half Year” E-dition
(And 2017 Is Now Almost 50% Shot All to Hell!)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (When we celebrate the Fourth of July)
Thursday, June 29 E-ditions
“Thursday’s Tactics” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
Tonight Schnozzy Heimlich Is Our Seediest Kid Of All
“Patriotic Posters” (Adding To Our CNN FAKE NEWS Collection)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Wednesday, June 28 E-ditions
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Political Advertising Awards” (Maybe This Guy Found The Right Message)
“Babes For Trump” (Sending The Right Message
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
“America’s Stupidity” (Let Us Count The Ways)
Tuesday, June 27 E-ditions
“Tuesday’s Triumphs” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Civil Unrest Update” (Featuring Great Riots In American History)
“Chaos on Campus” (Where Students Are Supposed To Be Educated)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Although Democrats hope that the investigations into Russian collusion will lead to a Trump impeachment, there appears to be a lack of evidence.
Monday, June 26 E-ditions
“Monday Message” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Remembering Ramadan” (Not Such A Bid Deal At The White House This Year)
(Obama Now Blaming Trump for Little Big Horn Massacre!)
“Plagiarized Programming” (Great Ideas Aren’t Thought Up, They’re Stolen!)
Sunday, June 25 E-ditions
“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV)
Annual “Little Big Horn Massacre Anniversary” E-dition (Was ISIS Obama’s Last Stand?)