SUNDAY, APRIL 30, 2017

Ever since publishing this year’s Annual “Honesty Day” E-dition, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane has been out of the office searching for an honest politician, promising to report on his efforts to find one.
That’s why today we remember that time Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception once depicted Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher as Diogenes, searching for Truth at Cincinnati City Hall many years ago. We all remember how fruitless that search turned out, and what a waste of time it would be to return, especially with Tuesday’s Meaningless DemocRAT Mayoral Primary coming up.