Monday, December 26 E-ditions

“Monday Message” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 12:00 Midnight

“Adventures in Plumbing” (When Obama Meets A Plumber) 7:50 PM

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” (To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media) 5:50 PM

 “Saying Goodbye To 2016” (It Was Our Best Year Ever) 1:40 PM

Annual “Cinci-Kwanzaabration” E-dition (It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!) 12:15 PM

Sunday, December 25 E-ditions

“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!) 11:40 PM

“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues) 9:00 PM

“Political Christmas Cards” (Sent Out By Their Campaigns) 5:30 PM

“Christmas Cockle Warming” (Making You Feel Good All Over) 4:20 PM

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 3:10 PM

“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Politically-Free Bible Stories) 1:30 PM