Sunday, December 25 E-ditions
“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!) 11:40 PM
“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues) 9:00 PM
“Political Christmas Cards” (Sent Out By Their Campaigns) 5:30 PM
“Christmas Cockle Warming” (Making You Feel Good All Over) 4:20 PM
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 3:10 PM
“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Politically-Free Bible Stories) 1:30 PM
Saturday, December 24 E-ditions
“The Week That Was” (It’s Over, Let It Go!)
“Patronage County Today” (“Job Security” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Making Christmas Great Again” (Getting Ready for a Donald Trump Christmas)
“Christmas Eve Day” (Happy Humbug, Everybody!)
Official “Vodkas and Latkes” E-dition (Celebrating An Eight-Day Miracle During One Half-Assed Evening)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin
Special “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition 12:15 PM