Sunday, December 25 E-ditions

“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!) 11:40 PM

“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues) 9:00 PM

“Political Christmas Cards” (Sent Out By Their Campaigns) 5:30 PM

“Christmas Cockle Warming” (Making You Feel Good All Over) 4:20 PM

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 3:10 PM

“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Politically-Free Bible Stories) 1:30 PM

Saturday, December 24 E-ditions

“The Week That Was” (It’s Over, Let It Go!)

“Patronage County Today”  (“Job Security” by James Jay Schifrin) 

“Making Christmas Great Again” (Getting Ready for a Donald Trump Christmas) 

“Christmas Eve Day” (Happy Humbug, Everybody!) 

Official “Vodkas and Latkes” E-dition (Celebrating An Eight-Day Miracle During One Half-Assed Evening) 

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin

Special “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition 12:15 PM