THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2016

Scrooge 2016

            Last night on CBS’ “60 Minutes,” the Ghost of Teddy Kennedy clanked his chains up to the Monica Lewinsky exhibit at the Clinton Library and Massage Parlor in The Blower’s annual holiday adaptation of Dickens’ classic “A Christmas Carol,” as our country continues to suffer its Cultural Decline, which included Clinton’s dragging our national immorality down to the level of Arkansas, as well as the disastrous Liberal policies of the Obama Administration.

Clinton now says ever since Obama picked Hillary to be in his Cabinet and paid off her humongous campaign debt, Slick Willie espouses the real American values that caused the most Americans in history to elect George Bush president in 2000, including the story we just heard about our old Pants-Dropper-in-Chief trying to hook up with his old mistress Gennifer Flowers, wearing a hoodie as a disguise. We don’t know if his offer also including wearing a condom for the occasion.

FDR is the Ghost of DemocRAT Values Past; Billionaire Bush-basher George Soros is the Ghost of DemocRAT Values Present; Liberal whacko Nancy Pelosi, our former Dimwit DemocRAT Speaker of the House, is ominous as the Ghost of DemocRAT Values Yet to Come; and PMSNBC’s Chris Matthews will warm the heart of your cockles as Tiny Tim, when he says, “God tax us, every one.”

Now we have a picture of Hillary where she really belongs.

Speaking of the CHRISTmas Spirit, The Blower wonders who writes all that PC Copy for the Salvation Army. Take a look at this ad: 

You can make a difference today!

The Red Box Campaign shines a light on the many ways The Salvation Army brings joy to struggling families during the holiday season. This includes providing toys, winter coats and meals. Just $65, provides a Red Box Christmas to one family and gives them the lasting hope they need this holiday season. What a wonderful way to kick off a true season of compassion!

 Our Compassionate Conservative particularly liked the line that said “gives them the lasting hope they need this holiday season,” because it’s really FREE STUFF from people who are made to feel guilty that they have worked to have money and can possibly help a family for one day…. Not LASTING HOPE.  Hope goes out the door on December 26, unless that family gets someone off the couch and provides for their family. P.S. every Kroger store has a sign up that they are hiring!