SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2016
This Should Be The Stupidest Protest Yet

This weekend at the Whistleblower Newswire, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was working on a big really story about George Soros’ Million Moron March our Feckless Fishwrappers were orchestrating in Northern Kentucky. 

The Liberal Media Conspiracy was hoping a lot of local Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Fail To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, would show up for NKY Unites’ totally meaningless Love Trumps Hate social action demonstration against selected Liberal Agenda targets like racism, bigotry, homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, and class discrimination. Feminists were advised to wear bras so their itty bitty titties didn’t get too cold. 

Besides homophobia and xenophobia, Moronic Millennials, baby killers, and people who had only voted three times protesting against Islamophobia, Genophobia, and Trumpophobia, were also welcome.

Meanwhile in Anderson Township, Trustee Andy Pappas had organized a Pro-Trump Rally that included rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.

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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the Conservative Agenda is now working with the various parts of the Trump transition team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.