SUNDAY, AUGUST 28, 2016

TONIGHT’S TOP STORY:

 THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says off after President Obama’s eight years in office, but voters strongly disagree. No wonder Republican nominee Donald Trump is reaching out to black voters, saying they have “nothing to lose” by supporting him. Only 13% of Likely U.S. Voters believe life for young black Americans has gotten better since Obama’s election in November 2008. Forty-one percent (41%) believe it has gotten worse. Even among black voters, only 15% say life for young black Americans is better now. Sixty percent (60%) of all voters think race relations are worse since Obama’s election in 2008. Just nine percent (9%) believe race relations are better now. Perhaps even more disturbing is that 50% of Americans believe race relations are getting worse, the highest level of pessimism ever in Rasmussen Reports surveying, and that was in January, before several high-profile police shootings and revenge killings of police officers. By contrast, in January 2009, just before Obama’s inauguration, 70% of Americans said relations between black and white Americans were getting better.  [MORE]

OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER LIKED JIMMY FALLON’S: Politico is now reporting that Hillary Clinton’s campaign is using a run-out-the-clock strategy against Donald Trump, hoping to just outlast him until November. “Sounds like a good plan,” said Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, and John Kasich. Trump will be the first president to make decisions by playing “Hot or Not” with world leaders. Like, “Angela Merkel, not hot. Vladimir Putin, very hot.” The Boston Globe just reported that according to his campaign staff, Donald Trump wouldn’t take any vacations as president. I think that’s because he has offended so many other countries he can’t leave this one.

CONAN O’BRIEN says: On Saturday, Hillary Clinton will receive her first official intelligence briefing as a candidate. Officials plan to tell Hillary about threats to U.S. cybersecurity such as Russia, China, and her. The leader of England’s Brexit movement spoke at a Trump rally and he said, “I wouldn’t vote for Clinton if you paid me.” So in other words, Hillary has lost the critical “People Who Live in England” vote. Donald Trump’s campaign is now saying he didn’t change his immigration plan, he just changed the words he used to describe it. They also said Trump hasn’t been married three times, he’s just changed the person he calls “wife.”

AND SETH MEYERS says: Hillary Clinton cited an old Mexican proverb in her speech in Nevada today to highlight the unchanging nature of Donald Trump. A Mexican proverb, or as Trump calls it, “A spell!” Hillary Clinton had a phone interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper last night — and she HAD to do it by phone, because nobody could possibly lie to that face. Donald Trump’s running mate Mike Pence tweeted six pictures of himself stopping to get a burger in North Carolina yesterday. Chris Christie was like, “OK, now he’s just rubbing it in.”

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says there were no really big speeches planned for today at the Lincoln Memorial on 53rd anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have a Dream Speech,” like there were three years ago when Obama Supporters in the Press were trying to compare Obama’s speech exploiting the 50th Anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have a Dream Speech” with Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount.

THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose MLK’s, “We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools, but Conservatives dare not repeat it, as Trump surrogate Kayleighn McEnany learned when she got herself gang raped by the totally biased CNN panel today.

MORE PUTRID POETRY: Children have now returned to schools and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

          Girl-Watching 101
          The Summer Breezes
          Lift the girlies’ skirts
          To our delight we get a look
          At where she daily squirts.

IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE TITLED “Have a Nice Weekend” our Patronage County Reporter found out one sure sign of the high degree in which the work ethic is held by most residents in Patronage County these days is everybody’s fanatical obsession with telling everyone they meet to have a nice weekend.  This op-ed column first appeared in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols on August 15, 1984.

MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says as predicted, the Forest Hills school district “Renovate To New” plan is not going to live up to the promises. Details to come in an upcoming special report.

LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” , #256 is to Define Multiculturalism as the state-sanctioned grievance industry that stokes division and resentment, while always under the delusion that it is doing something positive called “celebrating diversity.”

JOHN GALT says, “The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.” 

WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says the second read for Q2 Gross Domestic Product (GDP) was released before the bell on Friday, further illustrating the paltry growth we’ve seen in the first half of 2016. 1.1% growth in the quarter is down a tenth of a percent from the initial read. Still an improvement from Q1’s 0.8% growth, it remains sluggish and currently reliant on the second half of the year to pick up the pace.

THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others.

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about overpaid San Francisco 49 quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s refusing to stand for the national anthem as part of #BlackLiesMatter protest. Kane said, “I wonder when our Kneepad Liberals in The Press will report about the time ‘Oppressed’ Kaepernick was fined $11,000 for calling a Black Opponent a ‘Nigger.’ 

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.

THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

MONDAY (AUGUST 29) we’ll be telling you about a Politician’s Right to Lie, while we’re continuing to count down the 144 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

TUESDAY (AUGUST 30) The Blower will be talking more about the upcoming Political Lying Season…. and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be quoting the best of them.

WEDNESDAY (AUGUST 31) we’ll be checking to see how many Hamilton County Republicans Alex T., Mall Cop GOP got to protest Hillary’s appearance at the American Legion’s 98th Annual National Convention in Cincinnati.

THURSDAY (September 1) we’ll be checking to see how many Hamilton County Republicans Alex T., Mall Cop GOP got to cheer Donald Trump’s appearance at the American Legion’s 98th Annual National Convention in Cincinnati.

THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (September 2) LIMERICK IS “Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day

AND SATURDAY (September 3) will be our “Annual Salute to Pollution Fest,” which is how Labor Day Weekend is celebrated in the Queen City. 

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio Governor John Kasich, still wondering why he does so poorly in all those Conservative Polls, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows. 

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.  

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