MONDAY,  AUGUST 29, 2016

Legal Lying Season Has Officially Begun

Every politician in America has been celebrating ever since Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, and not a moment to soon, since there are now only 71 more days until the Presidential Elections on November 8, 2016.

Actually, it’s right there in the Declaration of Independence. Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of MILFs.”

And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and the Right to Lie for all.”

Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me the Right to Lie or give me a death?”

Nathan Hale said, “I regret that I have but one life to give to my Right to Lie.”

John Paul Jones said, “I have not yet begun to fight for the Right to Lie.”

George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. I really like my Right to Lie.”

Samuel Adams said, “Someday they’ll name a beer after me, but in the meantime, just enjoy the Right to Lie.”

Daniel Webster said, “One country, one constitution, one destiny, and your Right to Lie.”

At Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget your Right to Lie.”

William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell– without the Right to Lie.”

George Armstrong Custer said, “Where in the hell did all those Lying Redskins come from?”

Woodrow Wilson said, “Sometimes people call me an idealist. That’s why I like my Right to Lie.”

Will Rogers said, “I never met a Liar I didn’t like.”

General George S. Patton said, “No bastard ever won a war dying for his Right to Lie. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his Right to Lie.”

FDR said, “We have nothing to fear but the Right to Lie.”

Douglas McArthur said, “I shall return– for the Right to Lie.”

Harry Truman said, “The Right to Lie stops here.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “Only our individual faith in our Right to Lie can keep us free.”

Albert Einstein said, “So long as there is the Right to Lie there will be wars.”

Sigmund Freud said, “Most of men’s problems can be traced to their subconscious feelings about the Right to Lie.”

John Kennedy said, “Ask not what you can do for your Right to Lie.”

Neil Armstrong said, “A small step for man, one giant step for the Right to Lie.”

Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of the Right to Lie is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of the Right to Lie is no virtue.”

Vince Lombardi said, “Winning isn’t everything. The Right to Lie is.”

Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Right to Lie.”

John Wayne said, “Sure I love my country with all her faults– just like the Right to Lie.”

Rev. Martin Luther King said,” had a dream– of the Right to Lie.”

Bill Clinton said, “I tried the Right to Lie once, but I didn’t inhale,” and “I did not have sex with that Right to Lie.”

Charlton Heston said, “You’ll have to pry this Right to Lie from my cold, dead hand.”

At every patriotic rally, Lee Greenwood always sings, “God Bless the Right to Lie.”

George W. Bush said, “It’s no use crying over spilled Rights to Lie.”

And not to be outdone, Obama wrote a book about “The Right to Lie We Can Believe In.”

From our February 7, 2014 Edition

Famous Presidential Lies

LBJ:
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin )

Nixon:
I am not a crook

GHW Bush:
Read my lips – No New Taxes

Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:
• I will have the most transparent administration in history.
• The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
• I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
• The IRS is not targeting anyone.
• It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
• If I had a son.
• I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
• You didn’t build that!
• I will restore trust in Government.
• The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
• The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
• It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
• Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
• We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
• I am not spying on American citizens.
• Obama Care will be good for America .
• You can keep your family doctor.
• Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
• If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
• It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
• I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
• I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
• I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
• I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
• And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
And the biggest one of all:
• “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”
I believe we have a winner!

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