SUNDAY, AUGUST 28, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “Hillary’s Health Update” (We Have The Latest Pictures)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “Know Your Enemy” (A Public Service Of The Conservative Agenda!)

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK WAS  “Know Your Enemy Update” ( Another Public Service Of The Conservative Agenda!)

Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

    You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Breitbart says GOP vice presidential nominee Mike Pence called out the mainstream media on Saturday for focusing most of their time trying to parse Donald Trump’s words than investigating the scandals that have followed the Clintons throughout their political careers.

“The media is so busy parsing what Donald Trump said in the last 30 minutes that they keep ignoring what the Clintons have been doing for the past 30 years,” Pence said Saturday at Patrick Henry College in Virginia.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO CALL OUT THE BIASED LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

The Blower believes the next 72 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

WHITE HOUSE REFUSES TO BLAME RUSSIA FOR CYBER ATTACKS, SAYS IT’S GOP’S FAULT…

 Radical Islamic Terrorist Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 180 Islamic attacks in 23 countries, in which 1,252 people were killed and 1,290 injured.

Now Let’s Look At Last Week’s Radical Islamic Attacks

And Only The Stupidest DemocRAT Alive Could Believe It When Obama Claims We’re Winning

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
This Week’s Shout Out Is For Governor LePage

At Friday afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane for a progress report on The Whistleblower’s War Against Political Correctness.

“So far, Donald Trump is doing a pretty good job attacking Political Correctness on a daily basis,” Kane explained, “but I think we need to give a should out to Maine’s Republican Governor Paul LePage, who left Disingenuous DemocRAT State Rep. Drew Gattine an expletive-laden phone message Thursday, after the Liberal Legislator called the governor a Racist.”

“Mr. Gattine, this is Gov. Paul Richard LePage,” a recording of the governor’s phone message says. “I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist, you COCKSUCKER, I want to talk to you. I want you to prove that I’m a racist. I’ve spent my life helping black people and you little son-of-a-bitch, socialist COCKSUCKER. You … I need you to, just friggin. I want you to record this and make it public because I am after you. Thank you.”

That’s because in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer

BLACK (on black) LIES (don’t) MATTER

Black Lives Matter Finally Arrive In Baton Rouge, What They Do Instead Of Help Flood Victims Is SICKENING

 THE VIEW FROM KENTUCKY
Why Isn’t Rand Paul’s Senate Race Getting More Publicity?
Could it be because the reason Paul’s Opponent looks even gayer that the Randster is because he is?

The Feck Stops Here

Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin was all over The Fishwrap this week for saying “Elected officials in Washington, Columbus, Frankfort, and regional city and county offices must hear loud and clear that addicts – our fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, cousins and friends – are worth the investment. Our communities are worth the investment.”

“Investment?!”  “Investment” in people who think so little of themselves, so little of their families and associates, so little of their jobs (if they even have jobs), so little of other people’s property, so little of such taxpayer services as police and emergency transport, that they become addicted to heroin?

Medical detox is not an “investment.”  It’s just another unwarranted cost imposed on the normal, responsible members of our increasingly amoral, standardless, anything-goes society.

         Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

Please note our new “Obama Fishwrap Logo.” We think it’s so much more Politically Incorrect.