THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 2016

Reducing the Number of Choices May Be the Solution

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those extra e-ditions The Blower’s been publishing lately.

 “Obviously, the number of page-views on our Web Page has really increased, but there is one drawback,” Kane explained. “It seems one of our ‘Persons of Consequence’ (the one the gals in the office call our ‘Constant Critic’) found something new to complain about.”

“How come I only used to get one e-mail advisory each day way back when The Blower posted a new e-dition, and now sometimes I get five or six? One time I even got seven,” CC grumbled.

“Maybe it’s because we only used to publish one really long e-dition every day, ” Kane explained, “and now we’re breaking it up into shorter e-ditions. Each time we publish something new, we have to advise all of our Persons of Consequence who’ve requested to be on our e-mail list that there’s something new and wonderful to read. 

And in case somebody hasn’t noticed, we’re now only 75 days away from Election Day during what must be the most dynamic Presidential Election in American history. There’s so much for a Satirical Political Publication like The Blower (currently being considered for a Political Satire Award) to write about. Historians and Political scientists will no doubt be writing about the 2016 Trump-Clinton Elections for the next 50 years.

Unfortunately, we’re sorry about the effect multiple daily e-ditions might have on people who work in government offices. But they should be receiving The Whistleblower on their home computers anyway, because The Blower has never approved of public servants wasting time reading our trash on over-taxed payers’ time (except when they have something to snitch).