SUNDAY, AUGUST 21, 2016
SALUTING OUR OLYMPIC HEROES: U.S. Army Reserve 2nd LT Sam Kendricks was running towards an attempt at the pole vault during Rio Olympics, until he hears the national anthem. Kendricks immediately stopped to stand at attention.
MEANWHILE, OBAMA IS ON HIS WAY HOME FROM HIS OVER-TAXED PAYER FUNDED VACATION ON MARTHA’S VINEYARD (WHERE HE MOST LIKELY WON’T BE RETURNING ON HIS OWN DIME) AND OBAMA WILL BE ON HIS WAY TO LOUISIANA ON TUESDAY.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says every day the USC/L.A. Times poll asks a portion of 3,000 U.S. citizens randomly recruited from across all households and demographic groups how they view the presidential race. The polls began July 4 and will run through the election. The pollsters must have gotten a shock this weekend. Their results show Donald Trump in the lead by two points. So how did the news team report it? It didn’t. [MORE]
OUR WHISTLEBLOWER JOKEWATCHER says our late night comedians have been off watching the Olympics again this week, so once again we don’t have late-night comedy material to present.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1959 Hawaii became our 50th state, and Hawaiian birth certificates have become suspect ever since.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Obama’s, “Have I ever lied to you?”
MORE PUTRID POETRY: Children have now returned to schools and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
The Student’s Creed
The public schools are open,
Let’s happily run and shout.
We’ll wander buy in about a week
And see how many have dropped out.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE TITLED “HOPELESS CHANGE,” We were talking about the official change that came over the Main Stream Media Newswire that morning: We were no longer calling Black Rioters in Milwaukee “Looters” any more. That term had been officially changed to “Aggrieved Victims of America’s Racist Criminal Justice System.”
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER bets Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters still wishes he had his law license so he could buy ads on Cincinnati’s Stupid Streetcars and tell people who to call when they get run into.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
JOHN GALT says, “If you don’t know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says U.S. stocks closed lower on Friday, with utilities dropping more than 1 percent, as investors digested hawkish rhetoric from Federal Reserve officials and kept an eye on oil prices.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Obama was so stupid letting Donald Trump upstage him in Louisiana. “I agree with Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke Jr.,” Kane explained. “Obama must believe there aren’t enough blacks affected by flood-ravaged Louisiana because the suffering hasn’t been sufficient for him to interrupt his Martha’s Vineyard vacation.”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (AUGUST 22) we’ll be hammering Obama for staying on vacation while the Nation suffered, as we continue to count down the 152 Days of Dishonesty for the rest of the nation remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (AUGUST 23) The Blower will be mocking Obama’s better late than never photo op in Louisiana, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will try to come up with a few politically incorrect responses.
WEDNESDAY (AUGUST 24) we’ll be checking to see if Wikileaks founder Julian Assange’s Whistleblower-Newswire copycat website has released any more e-mails to embarrass Hillary.
THURSDAY (AUGUST 25) we’ll be checking to see if any of our Disingenuous DemocRATS remember today’s the day Teddy Kennedy became a Good DemocRAT in 2009.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (AUGUST 26) LIMERICK IS “How dumb can a vice president be?”
AND SATURDAY (AUGUST 27) we’ll be getting ready for Donald Trump’s “I Have a Dream Speech” on Sunday.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio Derided DemocRAT Party Chairman David Pepper, whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
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