FRIDAY, AUGUST 19, 2016
Last Week’s Media Distraction
When Obama Supporters in the Press were busy hyping Race Riots Milwaukee to deflect attention for all of Obama’s other shortcomings and scandals, did they forget to mention that all of Obama’s Anti-Police Rhetoric during the past eight years was a major cause of those very same riots, along with funding from his good friend George Soros? Obama went golfing Sunday on Martha’s Vineyard where he is taking his annual two-week summer vacation. The traveling White House issued a statement that Obama had been briefed on the riot by senior adviser Valerie Jarrett who was in contact with officials in Milwaukee on behalf of the president–but no statement calling for peace was included in the White House announcement.
Up till now during the Summers of Our Discontent brought to us by the Obama Administration, we’d only seen Looting and Race Riots, but this summer we saw DemocRAT-endorsed terrorists with Black Lives Matter are taking aim at the Cops all across America. Do you think our Cop-Hater-in-Chief’s constantly blaming the police for the past eight years might also have a little something to do with it?
Hurley says don’t forget those other anti-police riots during the Age of Obama, stating with the Oscar Grant Riots. (In 2009, shortly after President Obama’s election, police officer Johannes Mehserle shot black transit passenger Oscar Grant in Oakland, California. While Mehserle was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2010, rioters took advantage of the situation anyway, trashing police cars and forcing Mayor Ron Dellums to take shelter in City Hall.)
And don’t forget all that Trayvon Martin Violence after George Zimmerman was acquitted. Maybe Obama shouldn’t have said if he’d had a son, he would look just like Trayvon Martin. Then there was the Manuel Diaz Violence in California and the Kimani Gray Violence in New York.
The Blower predicted another Race Riot during this Summer of Chaos, and there is still time for more during the next 154 Days of Division remaining in the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than J. Billington Bulworth. That Warren Beatty movie character was a suicidally disillusioned liberal politician puts a contract out on himself and takes the opportunity to be bluntly honest with his voters by affecting the rhythms and speech of hip-hop music and culture.
Bulworth’s suggestion to improve race relations was classic. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is now “Going Bulworth” and adopting Bulworth’s suggestion as his very own: “What we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color.”
In spite of that, The Blower is still honored to choose J. Millington to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Racial Healing Updates plus a Racial Healing Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
- “MORE RACIAL HEALING” submitted by one of the High Fiving White Guys
Saint Peter was sitting at the Gates when three guys from Ferguson arrived wearing dark hoodies and sagging pants. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, “Wait here, I’ll be right back.”
St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell you? You can’t be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!”
St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God’s chambers and says, “Well, they’re gone.”
“The three guys wearing hoodies?” asked God.
“No. The Pearly Gates.”
- “CLASS WARFARE AT ITS BEST” sent in by John Galt
The folks who are getting the free stuff don’t like The folks who are paying for the free stuff, because The folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.
And the folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more Free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!
Now… The people who are forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the Free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.
So… The people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the Free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place.
We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the Free stuff.
Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason? The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 238 years ago. The number of people now getting free stuff outnumber the people paying for the free stuff. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.
ELECTION 2016 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!
I’M 100% for PASSING THIS ON !!!
For all our sake PLEASE Take a Stand!!!
Borders: Closed!
Language: English only
Culture: God, Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!
NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!
Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100%..
What will you do?
- “MY BUILDING PERMIT” sent in by an Angry Andersonian
I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 feet tall and 400 feet wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The Anderson Zoning Board told me; “Forget it…IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”
Work starts on Monday.
AND A QUICKIE sent in by Andrew Pappas
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TRUMP HELPS THE FLOODED- ‘WE KNEW YOU’D BE HERE!’
- THANKS FIRST RESPONDERS…
- UNLOADS SUPPLIES FROM TRUCK
- DRIVES THROUGH HARD-HIT NEIGHBORHOODS
- OBAMA OFFENDS VICTIMS
- HILLARY PHONES IT IN
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said they didn’t mind if Obama went on vacation in Martha’s Vineyard for all those days:
(A) Nothing bad could possibly happen to America if he’s not in Washington: 2%
(B) Donald Trump gets a good chance to practice being president: 1%
(C) Time to start working on his Big Jobs Plan he promised when he was first running for office: 1%
(D) No more bullshit speeches during that time: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
OBAMA RACE RIOTS HOT LINE
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Some calling-for-calm items in today’s Blower
were sent in by our equally calling-for-calm subscribers.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
Sent in by Diamond and Silk, campaigning for Donald Trump in the Black Community.
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
