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SUNDAY, AUGUST 14, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was Thursday Night’s Really Big Story (Why Does Hillary Tell So Many Lies?)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was Thursday Night’s Liberal Liars Award

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was Thursday Night’s Whistleblower Poll.

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

 

    You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO BASH CROOKED HILLARY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

The Blower believes the next 86 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Radical Islamic Terrorist Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 154 Islamic attacks in 24 countries, in which 1,069 people were killed and 1,347 injured.

Now Let’s Look At Last Week’s Radical Islamic Attacks

 Last Week’s World Wide Jihad Report

And Only The Stupidest DemocRAT Alive Could Believe It When Obama Says We’re Winning

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump explains his straight-to-the-point style of talking that has taken him to the top of the Republican party. Trump says that he could be more politically correct but it, “takes too long.”

That’s because in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

BLACK (on black) LIES (don’t) MATTER

BLUEGRASS BLASTS

The Feck Stops Here

In all of our Feckless Fishwrappers’ coverage of campaign problems in the Trump campaign, we’re still looking for a smidgen of a follow up on The Blower’s exclusive little item about how the Republican National Committee had taken away control of the Ohio Republican Party’s “Victory Centers” from the Ohio Republican Party and turned control of them over to the Ohio Trump Campaign team. That drastic action had been made necessary due to the behind-the-scenes actions of Ohio Governor John Kasich to stop the “Ohio Republican Party” from supporting the Republican nominee Donald J. Trump who had soundly defeated Kasich for the Republican Presidential nomination. Ohio is the only state in the nation in which this unprecedented action has been taken. 

And The Blower also now wonders with 86 days until the 2016 Elections, how long it’ll be before The Fishwrap actually reports Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges is now including news of the Trump Campaign and location of Trump-Pence Victory Centers in his Chairman’s Report.

         Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

Please note our new “Obama Fishwrap Logo.” We think it’s so much more Politically Incorrect.