SUNDAY, AUGUST 14, 2016
TONIGHT IN OBAMA’S AMERICA ON THE AUGUST ANIVERSARY OF THE FERGUSON RIOTS: With Obama safely ensconced with all the Rich People in Nantucket, all those poor misunderstood yoofs who could’ve been our Divider-in-Chief’s sons were celebrating at Obama’s Summer Black Lies Matter Riot in Milwaukee, and Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke requested mobilization of the National Guard, after a Dead Thug got shot by a Black police officer, and the body cam showed the Thug, who had previously been charged with witness intimidation, had a gun in his hand Father of the Dead Thug says “When they see the wrong role model, this is what you get,” a Black Alderman said, “Downtown Milwaukee is next,” 
and another Thug explained the reason for the Milwaukee Riots: “Rich people got all this money and they not trying to give us none.”
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Martin Luther King’s “The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters don’t share President Obama’s upbeat assessment of the 
nation and strongly believe the United States is coming apart. Even the majority of his fellow Democrats share that gloomy assessment. 72% of Likely U.S. Voters believe America is a more divided nation than it was four years ago. Clearly voters think things are getting worse because that’s up 11 points from the 61% who felt that way just before Election Day two years ago.
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER says our late night comedians must’ve been off watching the Olympics this week, because we don’t have late-night comedy material to present this week.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1862, the Confederate invasion of Kentucky began, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning has a commemorative photograph of himself taken by Matthew Brady on that day to prove it. (Now you see why Hurley doesn’t have a late-night comedy program.)
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Obama is still screwing up America even while he’s on vacation and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell.
Obamanation
Obama and his Chicago thugs
Have shredded the Constitution
Now our form of government
Is political prostitution.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE TITLED “WE BE FERGUSON FREE,” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about all that Biased News Coverage for that Race Riot in Ferguson, Missouri. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER remembers how Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane used to get a lot of well-deserved coverage in the local press for his Marvelous Muckraking. Kane was even asked to present the Annual Whistleblower Professional Journalism Awards to members of the Queen City Chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists at that group’s August 15, 1991 meeting.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” , #236 says you should tell a liberal how much you appreciate that the Obama economy is a system of checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.
JOHN GALT says, “If you don’t know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Stocks dribbled lower on Friday after a triumphant rally to new record highs on Thursday — in the face of many fundamental headwinds including an ongoing earnings recession, trying valuations, the specter of Federal Reserve interest rate hikes and crowded long positions. Trading was quiet and volumes light. Just 698 million shares traded hands on the New York Stock Exchange, less than 85% of the 30-day average volume.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if when Bob McEwen introduced Donald Trump in Orlando on Thursday, if the Revered Former Congressman got a chance to pass on The Blower’s insult for Trump to use against Crooked Hillary (She’s every guy’s bad first wife.”) McEwen claims he did, but so far we haven’t seen where The Trumpster actually used it.”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (AUGUST 15) will be featuring our Annual Back to School E-dition and we’ll still be continuing to count down the 168 Days of Dishonesty for the rest of the nation remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (AUGUST 16) The Blower will be looking to see the latest Politically Correct Propaganda being passed off as news, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will try to come up with a few politically incorrect responses.
WEDNESDAY (AUGUST 17) we’ll be checking to see if Wikileaks founder Julian Assange’s Whistleblower-Newswire copycat website has released any more e-mails to embarrass Hillary.
THURSDAY (AUGUST 18) we’ll be checking to see if yesterday was the eighteenth anniversary of the date in 1998 when Bill Clinton testified before a grand jury that he had had an “inappropriate” relationship with former intern Monica Lewinsky, and that night, he apologized to the American people in a nationally televised address.”
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (AUGUST 19) LIMERICK IS “When Obama goes to Nantucket.”
AND SATURDAY (AUGUST 20) we’ll be recalling the 1985 engagement of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenagger, when some people doubted if that political marriage would ever last.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, Ohio Rino Party Boss Matt Borges, who’ finally took his head out of John Kasich’s ass long enough to include news of the Trump Campaign and location of Trump-Pence Victory Centers in his Chairman’s Update.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video Of The Day
Riots erupted in Milwaukee, Wisconsin after an Officer Involved Shooting of an armed Black male. As sad as it is to discuss these events, what led to the riots is not so much about the shooting and more about people waiting for the right moment to burn their community to the name while chanting “Black Power”.
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