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FRIDAY, AUGUST 12, 2016
Tonight’s Really Big Story
GUCCIFER 2.0 LEAKS DOCUMENTS FROM NANCY PELOSI’S PERSONAL COMPUTER!
The story made the Drudge headline
FIVE MORE WE DON’T PAY RANSOM STORIES WE’RE TRACKING TONIGHT INCLUDE
#1 TRUMP CAMPAIGN ON RELEASE OF HILLARY’S TAXES: SHE’S RELEASED “THE ONLY RECORDS NO ONE WANTS TO SEE”
#2 96% OF HILLARY’S CHARITABLE DONATIONS IN 2015 WENT TO CLINTON FAMILY FOUNDATION
#3 Why are Donald Trump’s signs being stolen?
#4 Ben Carson: Don’t buy the crap the media puts out there
#5 RAND PAUL: HILLARY COMMITTED A FELONY IN LYING TO CONGRESS ABOUT ARMS SHIPMENTS FROM BENGHAZI TO SYRIA
ANDY FURBALL’S SPOILED SPORTS
NFL Rejects Cowboys Police Tribute
Won’t Allow Dallas Cowboys to Wear Pro-Police Helmet Decal
TONIGHT’S WHISTLEBLOWER POLL
Tonight, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Federal Judge Michael Barrett sided with Planned Parenthood:
(A) Wanted to party more with Mr. and Mrs. $tan Chesley: 2%
(B) Didn’t think anybody would remember he used to be Hamilton County Republican Chairman: 1%
(C) His Liberal Anchorbabe Wife talked him into it: 1%
(D) Didn’t imagine anybody would ever find out about it: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
OLYMPIC UPDATE
Olympians officially terrified of green ‘fart-smelling’ water
GREETINGS FROM RADICAL ISLAM
“Moderate” Islamic Indonesia Says There Is “No Room” In Their Country For An LGBT Movement
BLACK LIES MATTER
TONIGHT’S “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD WINNER
MORE STUPID PC CRAP
State Department Spending $396,000 For Climate Change Competition in Morocco…
‘Inclusive’ contest will award funding for green energy ideas in North Africa
TONIGHT’S HILL-ARITY
Hillary Falsely Claims Chelsea Has PhD in Public Health
MEDIA MENDACITY
The Blower believes the next 88 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda
Political Poster Of The Day
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PLUS, THESE TWO NEW VIDEOS:
Here’s proof that some Liberal Celebrities have actually read the Declaration of Independence. Without this proof, it would be safe to assume they hadn’t, by how they never miss a chance to criticize the Founding Fathers and this great country.
Plus
Today’s Earlier Editions
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
“Only 88 More Days Till The Election (Today We’re Momentarily Distracted By The Olympics)
“Seafood Festival” (All The Raw Squid You Can Eat)
Explaining “The Liberal Agenda” (Simply Put, It’s Everything We hate!)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
Fast Forward to 2017
And that’s the way it was today on the 168th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.
*1,187 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom 