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FRIDAY, AUGUST 12, 2016
Today’s Good News And Bad News
From Our Local Political Junkie We’ll Call “Cincy Dave”
GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS?
There’s a big meeting today between Trump and the RNC. What’s supposed to be discussed is how to turn around the flailing Trump campaign. What may also be discussed is whether the RNC will cut him loose as 70 prominent Republicans have urged in a letter to the RNC. [MORE] Republicans everywhere are terrified that Trump will drag down the whole ticket. Results of this meeting will determine if Trump continues or if he considers dropping out to avoid an embarrassing loss. We may soon hear something more about this meeting – or not. If we do, it will most likely be a statement that everything is going great and everyone is working together. Sure.
TRUMP INSISTS THAT OBAMA IS THE FOUNDER OF ISIS
Given a chance to back out of this amazing claim from the day before, he refused. No one can figure out how Obama could have managed to start ISIS in 1999 while working as an Illinois state senator, college professor, civil rights lawyer and wanna-be congressman, but maybe he is exceptionally good at multi-tasking.
VOTERS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT ANOTHER POLITICIAN LIES
Before now, most people assumed that the only politician that lies is Hillary Clinton, but nasty reporters have discovered another. Could there be more?
WP IS BIASED
In another shocker, an independent study has found that the Washington Post is biased. Of course, everyone has suspected that all along, but now we have proof. The Publisher and CEO of the WaPo is Fred Ryan, who was Chief of Staff for Ronald Reagan (1989–1995). He currently serves as the Chairman of the Board of Trustees for the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation. As far as newspapers are concerned, you just can’t get any more biased than that.
HC GOP ENDORSES TRUMP
We were not too surprised to hear that the Hamilton County G.O.P. (The HC GOP) voted unanimously to endorse Donald Trump. But we couldn’t help thinking that, wouldn’t it be funny for the HC GOP if HC voted for HC?
TRUMP RESCUES MARINES?
A cute tale from Hannity about Trump rescuing a bunch of marines turns out to be just another lie. Hannity had this story on his website for months before someone decided to check it. Now we are really starting to get worried. Is it possible that Fox News lies to us too?
NOT SO GOOD NEWS FOR TRUMP
The decision upholding the Wisconsin voter I.D. law that we reported on yesterday is being appealed again. It ain’t over ‘till it’s over.
APPEALS COURT STRIKES DOWN GERRYMANDERED CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
No, not Ohio District 1 or Ohio District 2, but one in North Carolina that is almost as ridiculously drawn. Is it possible to un-gerrymander Ohio?
TODAY’S MEANINGLESS POLLS
Why anyone would waste time and money polling New York is a mystery. It is one of the safest Democratic strongholds there is and hasn’t voted for a Republican since Ronald Reagan. Hillary could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue in broad daylight and still win there, although unlike The Donald, she might lose a few votes.