FRIDAY, AUGUST 12, 2016  
It’s the Free Stuff, Stupid

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how long Obama and Hillary Supporters in the Press would be continuing to whip up Racial Strife in America while Disingenuous DemocRATS’ were cheering on the thugs from Black Lies Matter who claim it’s OK for Black Looters to steal all your stuff.

“Forever,” Kane explained, “but Racial Unrest won’t necessarily be their top story every day. You have to understand how the Liberal Agenda works.”

Our Kneepad Liberals in the Press always promote things Liberals like. Just as the TEA Party stands for fiscal responsibility, limited government, and free markets, your Liberal Media always endorses the opposite. Liberals have a big long laundry list of Progressive causes to support.

Their Media Mendacity currently includes promoting Abortion; Amnesty for Future DemocRAT Voters; Political Correctness; Supporting Sodomy Rites and Validating the Homosexual Life-style; Feminism; Tree-Hugging; Global Warming; G-uncontrol; Keeping People From Smoking; Diversity Uber Alles; Changing The Name of the Washington Redskins; Labor Unions, Brainwashing Children in Schools; Voting Rights for People Who Are Too Stupid to Vote; Streetcars, Obama’s Historic Legacy; Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money; and Making Sure Not to Hurt the Feelings of All Those Radical Islamic Bastards.

The List of Liberal causes seems endless, and they must constantly change the subject, just to keep the interest of all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

Liberals must never get tired of saying stupid things, and the best part about being a Liberal these days must be being nominated for one of our daily “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Awards in The Blower.

SMILE AMERICA, YOU’RE NEXT

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The Blower believes the next 88 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance the Liberal Agenda.