SATURDAY, AUGUST 6, 2016  

Today’s Date in History

Hurley the Historian says on today’s date in 1945, the US dropped its first atomic bomb called “Little Boy” on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. On August 9, the US dropped its second atomic bomb called “Fat Man” on the Japanese city of Nagasaki. Less than a week later on August 15, the allied nations celebrated VJ Day, and on September 2, Japan signed an unconditional surrender.

Does dropping atomic bombs on innocent civilians work? It would certainly seem so. Unfortunately, on October 24, 1945 the United Nations was born, and wars have been no fun ever since.

Will Kneepad Liberals in the Press be comparing killing Japanese civilians to end WWII with Israel’s right to defend itself from Terrorists these days? We hardly think so.

Remember when Obama led from behind in Libya and our Fund-raiser-in-Chief told congressional leaders that the “kinetic activity” (fighting & killing) we were getting into would only be a matter of “days, not weeks?” How’d that thing in Libya turn out, anyhow? The Moslem Brotherhood got the Gold Medal on that one.

Which is probably why our Quote for Today Committee remembered something Ronald Reagan said during a radio microphone test in 1984: “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” Did that ever scare the crap out of the Liberals or what!  

Not to be outdone, six years ago, Obama sent Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton to North Korea to reward madman Dictator Kim Il Jung for arresting two US journalists. That gave Jimmy Carter something to cheer about, and for the next 167 of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, the Obama Administration will be using every excuse (even phony scandals) trying to deflect attention from weekly jobs reports that show that even the disappointingly few jobs being created are low pay and part-time, not the stuff of which robust recoveries are made.  Right on cue these days, Obama and Hillary are claiming their $400 Million Ransom Payment to Iran is “old news.”  

Hurley the Historian says it only seem like last year when Obama was defending his Iran Deal in an hour-log harangue at American University, where President John F. Kennedy had delivered a speech in 1963 on nuclear diplomacy, Even then, critics pointed out Obama’s Deal could lead to more terrorism, further regional conflict, spur nuclear proliferation and would fail to block Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon. They said the alternative to this bad deal was definitely not war, but rather going back to the negotiating table and getting a better deal.

Republicans, too, criticized Obama’s oratory. Reince Priebus, the party’s chairman, dismissed it as “shameful fear mongering.” Then House Speaker John A. Boehner, Republican of Ohio, circulated an emailed excerpt from a March address to Congress by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel in which he railed against the deal and urged lawmakers to reject it.

Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry won that day’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award when he claimed this was really a good deal for Israel, and Iran’s ambassador to the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) said the nuclear inspection organization was barred from revealing to the United States any details of deals it has inked with Tehran to inspect its contested nuclear program going forward, according to regional reports.

Donald Trump even then blasted the Obama administration’s “terrible” deal, supposedly designed to stop Iran’s nuclear weapons program. The outspoken billionaire businessman, who had shaken up the presidential race with his fiery and highly controversial rhetoric on illegal immigration, was predictably negative when describing the Obama-promoted Iran agreement. Likening the just-announced deal to Obama’s trade of the Taliban Five for accused deserter Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, Trump told CNN that “they’re laughing at us back in Tehran.”

But according to The Whistleblower’s Fractured History Channel, only two really important things ever happened on today’s date: 69 years ago, Colonel Paul Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay dropped the big one on Hiroshima, and during the early 70s, Mrs. Braun gave birth to her “Mr. Don’t Know It All” son Joe, who’ll be celebrating at a surprise birthday party today being hosted by the two Cougars who taught him everything he knows about life and love:

“Mean Jean” Schmidt, who may even get her henpecked husband Peter to pay Joe Braun the rest of what she still owes him for representing her all those years ago in front of the Ohio Elections Commission for the umpteenth time, and Joe’s favorite client, Patty Brisben, owner of Dildo World (originally in LOVEland, but now downtown thanks to all that free over-taxed payer money from Cincinnati City Clowncil), whom Joe arranged to be named Southern Ohio Entrepreneur of the Year a couple of years ago. The Blower remembers when more than two million sales consultants for Dildo World honored Joe with the “Golden Dildo Award” at the company’s national training event at Duke Energy Convention Center in downtown Cincinnati. Just imagine what Patty’s dildo centerpieces looked like.

The Blower’s Faux Facebook Friend Joe will just be 43 tomorrow, but that’s only ten years older than Jesus was when they nailed him to the cross. Which is what would probably be happening at Joe’s Strauss Troy law firm, if they thought he was still having anything to do with That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch these days, or at least until he collects every last penny of all that money still outstanding from those old invoices. Because unlike some of Mean Jean’s lawyers like those Malicious Muslims at the Turkish Coalition of America you might have read about, Strauss Troy did remember to send her a bill.

• But we digress. Let’s get back to today’s history lesson. At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were saying most people remember the horror of what Hiroshima looked like after the US dropped the big one.  [SEE MORE PICTURES HERE]

Few people realize what that obliterated Oriental city looked like 70 years later.

Or maybe we should compare Hiroshima and Detroit.

That’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “Cincinnati doesn’t need to waste all that money on a stupid street car. All City Clown-cil has to do is drop a big bomb.”  

 Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the two Cougars who taught Joe Braun everything he knows about life and love.

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 “Little Boy” Atom Bomb

(Sent in by Former Japanese Prime Minister Tojo, just to show there are no hard feelings, even thought he was hanged for his war crimes on December 23, 1948.)

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