FRIDAY, AUGUST 5, 2016
You Can’t Handle the Truth
This week, everybody who wonders if somebody in the Obama Campaign will accidentally tell the truth during the next 168 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is well known lie detector, Pinocchio Tadwell, who explains the reason elected officials never have to worry about telling the truth during political campaigns is because they haven’t been sworn in. If a man answered every question with the threat of perjury hanging over his head, you might not hear so many bald-faced lies during political campaigns.
Pinocchio wins a Bill Clinton “I did Not Have Sex With That Woman” Poster, a George Bush “Read My Lips, No New Taxes” T-Shirt, and a list of 1001 Lies Obama’s told since being elected, to use when he calls up right-wing radio talk shows. His winning limerick is:
How many more lies will Obama tell
As he tries to drive the U.S. straight to Hell
Marx’s lies he keeps plying
And the Liberals keep buying
While the Media’s legs throb and pants swell
And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s still not successfully completed his racial sensitivity correspondence course),
How many more lies will Obama tell?
How long will Satan be living in hell?
Hey, just do the math:
The man is a sociopath
And he’s got nothing but BS to sell.
He’s as pompous as anyone I’ve known
And he’s a socialist clear to the bone
Please God in November
Let’s hope people remember
The last four years have caused us to moan.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When your kids finally go back to school”
OBAMA LIES A LOT HOT LINE
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