MONDAY, MAY 23, 2016
Tonight’s Really Big Story
TRUMP SAYS THE SUICIDE OF BILL CLINTON’S COUNSEL VINCE FOSTER WAS “VERY FISHY”
Other Top Stories We’re Tracking Tonight Include
HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS FURIOUS OBAMA HAS REMOVED ARMS EMBARGO ON VIETNAM
TARGET CEO BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING, NOT BATHROOM POLICY, FOR HURTING SALES
(Then Sues Three Men For Subduing A Man Stabbing A Girl)
OBAMA’S VA SECRETARY ROBERT McDONALD SAYS IF DISNEY DOESN’T MEASURE “WAIT TIMES,” WHY SHOULD VA?
(Disgraced Cincinnatian Ex-P&G CEO is Worse Than Sebelius)
VA GOV AND HILLARY SURROGATE TERRY MCAULIFFE SUBJECT OF ONGOING INVESTIGATION BY FBI AND DOJ
(Plus GOP Sues To Block McAuliffe Order To Let 200,000 Virginia Felons Vote)
JUDGE WINKLER GIVES SAM DUBOSE’S 13 CHILDREN $217,816K EACH
(More Astute Legal Analysis)
Whistleblower Legal Scholar Amicus Curiae says thirteen illegitimate children, a womb, a sperm donor, and a few sundry illegitimate siblings/half siblings have rung the cash register! His life, conventionally measured in these cases, would be a big fat ZERO for a chronically unemployed petty drug dealer. But UC threw a zillion dollars at Ambulance Al and his greedy attorney chasers out of white guilt and shame. Good thing they’re not the US Treasury!
TONIGHT’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD
OBAMA’S DOOFUS VP JOE BIDEN ACTUALLY TOLD THE U.S. MILITARY ACADEMY’S 2016 CLASS AT COMMENCEMENT THAT GREATER DIVERSITY, SUCH AS INCLUDING MORE WOMEN AND GAYS IN BATTLE, MAKES OUR MILITARY FORCES STRONGER.
Tonight’s Hill-Arity
DONALD TRUMP’S NEW ATTACK AD FEATURES BILL CLINTON ACCUSER JUANITA BROADDRICK
TONE DEAF SPORTSCASTER BOB COSTAS INSISTS NAME ‘REDSKINS’ STILL OFFENSIVE
(Despite The Fact That 9-Out-Of-10 Actual Native Americans Aren’t Bothered.)
Political Poster Of The Day
(Sent in By One Of Our Persons of Consequence)
Plus, These Two New Videos
Comedian Gets College Kids To Donate Money For Hamas To Bomb Israeli Schools
PLUS
My Beautiful America – The Charlie Daniels Band (Official Video)
“Buckeye Blast” (With Only 169 Days Till The 2016 Presidential Election)
“Political Postery” E-dition (Featuring The Whistleblower’s War On Hillary)
“Talking About Impeachment” (Finally Somebody’s Daring To Use The “I-Word”)
“Edumacation Update” (Are Students Really Getting Stupider)
“Contagious At The Courthouse” (A Third Judge Succumbs)
And that’s the way it was today on the 242nd Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.
*1,261 more “Dee-Days” if your live in Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom