SUNDAY, MAY 22, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was our “Tracie Hunter Update” (Will She Actually Be Going To Jail On Friday?)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was our Another “Tracie Hunter Update” (Will She Actually Be Going To Jail On Friday?)

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was our OMG, Not Another Damn “Tracie Hunter Update” (We Told You She Wouldn’t Be Going To Jail Today)

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 Voters For Trump Ad – SNL

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Calling For The Impeachment of America’s Transgender President

Saturday morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Republican state lawmakers in Oklahoma who introduced a resolution urging the state’s congressional delegation to start an effort to impeach President Barack Obama over a White House recommendation that schools accommodate transgender students. [READ MORE HERE]

 THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES KEEP THE NEWS MEDIA HONEST.

The Blower believes the next 170 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

OBAMA SAYS IT’S A “FACT” THAT BY “ALMOST EVERY MEASURE AMERICA AND THE WORLD ARE BETTER THAN 8 YEARS AGO”

Delivering the commencement address at Rutgers University in New Jersey, Obama told the graduates that “the good old days weren’t that good” and that both America and the world are better than they were “even eight years ago.”

 Murdering Muslim Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 177 Islamic attacks in 24 countries, in which 1480 people were killed and 1814 injured.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

 Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

 Bluegrass Blasts

Earlier today in our “Bluegrass DemocRAT Voter Fraud” E-dition, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo wondered how the main stream media was coming along with all those reports of voter fraud during the Kentucky DemocRAT Primary Elections last Tuesday.

 The Feck Stops Here
 This week, our Metro Mole says there were almost too many diverse issues to write about. First there was making little girls’ rooms safe for perverts, then there was keeping Judge “Crazy Eyes” Hunter out of jail, and finally turning on the Tri-State with marijuana. The only thing better with would’ve been if Judge Tracie had showed up in Hamilton County Judge Dinkelacker’s court smoking a joint, after pleading not to be sent to jail because she was transsexual,

 Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”