SATURDAY, MAY 21, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (MAY 16) The Blower Featured
“Bluegrass Primary” E-dition (If You Don’t Vote, You’ll Be Leaving The Decision To Someone Even Dumber Than You Are!)
“Bluegrass Ballots (Ending The 2016 Primary Season In The Tri-State)
“Political Postery” (Featuring The Whistleblower War On Political Correctness)
“Bi-Partisan Bulletin” (More Fairly Balanced News)
“PC Alert” (You Don’t Want To Miss Another Liberal Holiday Tomorrow)
And in Monday Night’s Really Big Story
TRUMP TO CONFRONT MRS. BILL CLINTON ON LIVE TV DURING DEBATES FOR ENABLING BILL’S INFIDELITIES AND DISCREDITING WOMEN INVOLVED
The New York Times reports Donald J. Trump plans to throw Bill Clinton’s infidelities in Mrs. Bill Clinton’s face on live television during the presidential debates this fall, questioning whether she enabled his behavior and sought to discredit the women involved. Trump will hold her accountable for security lapses at the American consulate in Benghazi, Libya, and for the death of Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens there. And he intends to portray Mrs. Bill Clinton as fundamentally corrupt, invoking everything from her cattle futures trades in the late 1970s to the federal investigation into her email practices as secretary of state.
TUESDAY (MAY 17) The Blower Featured
“Conservative Cartoonery” (Putting the Right Slant on the News!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
Special “2016 Bluegrass Primary Update” (Looking To Set A New Low-Voter-Turnout Record Today!)
“Egregious Euphemisms” (Making Offensive Things Sound Even Worse)
“Bluegrass Indecision 2016 Update” (Waiting To See How Much A Fishwrap Endorsement Is Really Worth!)
And in Tuesday Night’s Really Big Story
MRS. BILL CLINTON’S WIN IN KENTUCKY
The Gateway Pundit reports It was another disastrous night for Mrs. Bill Clinton, who lost nearly a quarter of a million votes tonight in Kentucky compared to her 2008 victory.
Meanwhile, The Hill reported: Donald Trump warned that Crooked Hillary should “drop out” if she couldn’t win Tuesday’s Kentucky primary as he laid into his likely general election opponent in a series of tweets. “Do you think Crooked Hillary will finally close the deal? If she can’t win Kentucky, she should drop out of the race,” Trump tweeted Tuesday night before adding “system rigged.” At the time of his tweet, Clinton and Bernie Sanders were locked in a tight race for Kentucky, with news outlets characterizing it as too close to call.
WEDNESDAY (MAY 18) The Blower Featured
“Bluegrass Indecision 2016 Results” (Not Even The Fishwrap Would Call It A Landslide)
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
Edition #51 (published on May 21, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town.
The Really Big Story was about the Queen’s refusal to visit Cincinnati on her upcoming tour of Kentucky during the following week. The Top Ten List was the top ten excuses Pete Marino used to explain why his law license was yanked after an investigation showed his bar exam scores had been altered, an announcement about the Whistleblower Hotline, and notice that Mickey Esposito’s trial had been delayed. 
“Tracie Hunter Update” (Will She Actually Be Going To Jail On Friday?)
“Scandalous Speeches” (There Was No Honor In Those Honoraria)
“Thank You For Not Voting (Because A Lot Of The People Who Did Vote, Shouldn’t Have!)
And in Wednesday Night’s Really Big Story
TRUMP IS PLANNING TO TURN REPUBLICAN CONVENTION INTO ENTERTAINMENT
Trump is considering announcing his vice presidential pick – and maybe his cabinet too – on live television He’s also contemplating speaking each night of the four-night affair instead of the standard final night
THURSDAY (MAY 19) The Blower Featured
Another “Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
More “Political Punch Lines” (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!)
Another “Tracie Hunter Update” (Will She Actually Be Going To Jail On Friday?)
Special “Too Close to Call” E-dition (If Hillary Had Won By 1,925 Votes, The Media Would’ve Called It A Landslide!)
Still One More “Tracie Hunter Update” (So Maybe She Won’t Be Going To Jail On Friday)
And in Thursday Night’s Really Big Story
‘FLUSH TARGET’ ANTI-TARGET CAMPAIGN RELEASES DEVASTATING WEB AD
Friday (MAY 20) The Blower Featured
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
“Failed Facebook Fakeout” (Conservatives Were Not Really Reassured)
“Obama’s Transgendered America” (Fundamentally Transforming The Nation)
OMG, Not Another Damn “Tracie Hunter Update” (We Told You She Wouldn’t Be Going To Jail Today)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
And in Friday Night’s Really Big Story
NRA ENDORSES DONALD TRUMP
And Earlier On SATURDAY (MAY 21) The Blower Featured
“Honoring the Military” (Send A Salami To Your Boy In The Army!)
What’s Right With America” (Honoring Real American Heroes!)
“Saturday Strategery” (Calling For The Impeachment of America’s Transgender President)
“Cartoon Wars” E-dition (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!) 
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Patronage County Today” Here’s another column featuring the same sleazy 1980s characters at the satirical Patronage County Courthouse, to illustrate things going on hereabouts these days, so our Persons of Consequence might gain yet another useful perspective on the news.
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
