Special “Bluegrass Indecision 2016 Update” E-dition

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TUESDAY, MAY 17, 2016      

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image006image005The big day has finally arrived, but will the National Spotlight really be on Kentucky tonight to see the results of the Bluegrass Primary Elections? —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus

image006Today’s turnout in Kentucky might not match The Blower’s single digit prediction, but it could be the lowest turnout in Kentucky’s history. —Chief Election Official Alison Wondergams Grimes

image006Just remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura always said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to someone even dumber than you are.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image006People who don’t vote have no right to complain. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

 image006image007For weeks, everybody’s been wondering if history would once again repeat itself, like when TEA Party Candidate Rand Paul sent the establishment’s Trey Grayson back to Harvard in shame from his ass-kicking in that U.S. Senate Race GOP Primary. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image006Watching the Bluegrass Primary results in 2010 was the worst night of my life. —Trey Grayson

image006Please don’t ask which Disingenuous DemocRAT Senatorial Candidate I’d prefer to face. —Rand Paul 

 image006Did Rand Paul even support me for Senate Minority Leader? —Bitch McConnell

 image006Today’s 2016 Bluegrass DemocRAT Presidential Primary was too call, especially since there haven’t been any recent polls showing a clear favorite. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

image008 image006Does anybody remember how long it’s been since did my crazy election picks in The Blower? —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith  

 image006Does a photo op with the UK Wildcats count as campaigning in Kentucky? —Bluegrass Politicians

 image006Why are there so many unsolved murders in Kentucky? Because there are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA. —Your Late Night TV Jokewatcher

 image006What if we said “No Republican has ever won the White House without first winning Kentucky?” —Former Fishwrapper Howard Wilkinson, who has never been heard from again at WNKU-FM in Northern Kentucky

 image006And we’re doing our best to keep all that “Little Money” out of politics. —Super PACs

 image006Remember what we always say: “A vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil. Loony Libertarians

 image006About this time in 1999, Disgraced Former DemocRAT President Bill Clinton apologized to the Chinese for bombing their embassy in Belgrade, Yugoslavia. Nowadays, Rambo-bama doesn’t have time to apologize— he just keeps on droning, and our Glory Hound in the White House will be spiking the football every chance he gets for the next 247 days of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.  —Hurley the Historian

image006Does anybody remember when I couldn’t do any better job managing Campbell County Sheriff Jeff Kidwell’s re-election campaign, than I did trying to help my protégé Rick “The Batboy” Robinson when he ran against Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams in the 1998 GOP Congressional Primary. —“BeanBall Jim” Bunning

image006image009Where can we go to “unregister” so we stop getting all those Robocalls? —Registered Republicans

 image006We’re waiting to see how many of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and especially 19, call us to ask about our irrelevant idiotorial endorsements to take to the polls today. —Skaggie Maggie’s Feckless Fishwrappers 

image006Even if there are only one or two races to vote on? —Dumbed-Down Fishwrap Subscribers

 image006After tonight, what will we have to do to get our names in The Blower again? —Will T. Scott and Geoff Young

image006The problem with this year’s primary was that there were not enough negative attack ads. —Greedy TV Ad Salesmen

image006I bet you Blower Bashers are sorry you didn’t have me to kick around anymore after I didn’t run for re-election in 2014. —Scarry Garry Edmonson  

image006Covering the news in Kentucky is a big problem because it’s like a whole different state. —TV 19’s Trish the Dish

image006When did they change Kentucky’s State Motto to “Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names?” —TV5’s Sheree Paolelloimage010

image035 - CopyRemember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ex-Governor Steven L. Beshear, whose name is still on the state sign above. image014

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 Dirty Dozen- President Obama’s Model Mosque

Published on May 13, 2015 Obama touts the Islamic Society of Boston as a model for his Countering Violent Extremism program. Then why are there at least 12 jihadists associated with it?

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