TUESDAY, MAY 17, 2016

And Just When We’re About to Run Out of Mud!

 Has Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo been really covering the Disingenuous DemocRAT Primary Mudslinging Contest for the past year?

You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Northern Kentucky, our readers know to expect nothing less.

Everybody says today’s Presidential Primary Contest between a Corrupt, Scandal-Plagued Liar and a Socialist will be a tough race to predict. But it might be a little easier if somebody took a poll to see what the actually voters thought.

Northern Kentucky Trailer Park Owner Nathan “Cornbread” Smith predicted Mrs. Bill Clinton to win the state and Northern Kentucky over Bernie Sanders by a wide margin. “Bill Clinton’s Enabler has come a lot to Northern Kentucky,” Smith told The Fishwrap. “She’s invested time and energy here.” WTF was that supposed to mean? Of course, there was no Fishwrap follow up on that BS claim.

“It really doesn’t matter who gets more votes,” Smith explained. “The Disingenuous DemocRAT National Committee will make sure she winds up with all the delegates anyway.”  

More Fake 2016 Primary News Later