SUNDAY, MAY 15, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “More Mother’s Day Exploitation” (Because politicians have no shame!)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “America’s Racial Divide” (It’s Gotten A Whole Lot Worse During The Age Of Obama)

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was “Saturday Strategery” (Bathroom Barry’s Real Legacy)

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

Last Night on Saturday Night Live

 Saturday Night Live Weekend Update 

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, including Donald Trump posing as his own publicist and polls showing Americans prefer lice to Donald Trump. Olya Povlatsky (Kate McKinnon) stops by to talk Donald Trump.This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

         Friday afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about some of the recent revisions in the Whistleblower “Stylebook,” which like at all print publications, shows the rules and examples of usage, punctuation, and typography, used in preparation of copy for publication.

For example, The Blower would now be using the word “Sex” instead of “Gender.” Hillary would now be “Mrs. Bill Clinton,” to use every opportunity to connect the current DemocRAT presidential front-runner to her co-conspirator, and our Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-ditions would now be called our Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-ditions, because most of the headlines you see these days are really whoppers.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES KEEP THE NEWS MEDIA HONEST.

The Blower believes the next 177 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Friday, the White House published Obama’s final phony “Presidential Proclamation—Peace Officers Memorial Day and Police Week, 2016,” which included “In honor of all they do, we must give these dedicated professionals the support and appreciation they deserve.” Meanwhile, Obama’s War on Cops” will continue for the next 250 days until Donald Trump is inaugurated and Police Officers will be once again be revered and respected by the President of the United States.

 Murdering Muslim Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 186 Islamic attacks in 23 countries, in which 1433 people were killed and 2060 injured.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

In Friday’s “Gender Bender” E-dition, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told about that time his old friend G. Gordon Liddy had explained the way Liberals purposely substituted their Liberal Word “Gender” for the Proper Word “Sex.” Gender is a linguistic term, and is not scientific or legal. People are born of the “female” or “male” sex, not gender. Forcing the use of improper words is a way of controlling the language and is an old Leftist technique that has actually been quite successful. “Transgender” is among the Liberal Words being forced upon us.

Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and especially 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

Bluegrass Blasts

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo wonders if any of our Persons of Consequence noticed any similarity of the news coverage between Mrs. Bill Clinton’s scandal-plagues campaign rally at Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s house in Fort Mitchell this afternoon and last year’s $2,700-per-person Legal Defense Fund-raiser in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant).

This afternoon, Channel 9 “Substantially True” News reported Slick Willie’s Enabler “pledged economic growth,” blah, blah blah. And today’s “Trump Word,” according to this morning’s Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo was “Loose Cannon.”

Last year, Channel 5 reported “She’s talking about an economic policy and a vision for the country getting us back on her feet again,” yada, yada, yada. Donald Trump was not the presumptive Republican Nominee at that point.

No mention of Mrs. Bill Clinton’s Scandals was made on either event, because coverage was strictly according to the Disingenuous DemocRAT Media Guide which all local stations follow.

 The Feck Stops Here

The world may be fighting Islamic terrorism, starvation, and disease, but Disingenuous DemocRATS and their willing accomplices at The Fishwrap are still fighting for men to pee in the ladies’ room.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”