SUNDAY, MAY 15, 2016

Free Valet Parking For All Protesters

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody’s wondering which group will have the most protesters this evening when Mrs. Bill Clinton shows up for that big Northern Kentucky Rally in Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s front yard at 330 Iris Road in Fort Mitchell ahead of the all important Kentucky DemocRAT Primary Election on Tuesday.  

Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ NoKY Trumpsters, Bernie Sanders’ Supporters, Paid Agitators from Black Lies Matter, Nathan’s Neighbors, Members of the Fort Mitchell Country Club, Unemployed Kentucky Coal Miners, Pro-Lifers, NRA Members, Bill Clinton’s Rape Victims, Cornbread’s Trailer Park Tenants, FBI Agents, and Loony Libertarian Jim Berns in drag have all said they’ll be there.

Still not known is whether the Clintons’ good friend $tan Che$ley would risk getting arrested by coming to Kentucky for a crappy fund-raiser, or if he’ll just send some more money.