FRIDAY, MAY 13, 2016 

But Does $tan Che$ley Really Plan To Show Up?

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ Trumpsters, misguided millennials from the Bernie Sanders campaign, along with Black Lives Agitators and supporters of Hillary’s Husband’s Rape Victims are now glad to know exactly where to show up for Hillary’s stealth visit to Northern Kentucky on Sunday evening ahead of the Bluegrass Primary next Tuesday. 

Friendly Fishwrapper Scott Wartman says just another crappy fundraiser will start at 6:30 p.m with a so-called “public rally” with Slick Willie’s Enabler in Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s front yard at 330 Iris Road in Fort Mitchell.  Kenton County DemocRAT Chairman Col Owens says they’re asking for $100 donations for the outdoor rally, but a donation isn’t required. You can also pay $250 to attend a pre-rally reception and $2,700 to attend a “private reception” and meet Mrs. Bill Clinton before she’s indicted, according to a post on the Kenton County D-RATS’ Facebook page. A map showing the location for Sunday’s televised protest has been provided by The Blower as a public service.