MONDAY, MAY 9, 2016

Or Else Liberals Will Call You a Racist

Last year this week, The Blower’s Number Three Baltimoron Race Riot Story of the Week was when the Politically Correct Police officially declared the word “Thug” a racist term, even after the Black Baltimoron Mayor apologized for using the “T-word” and a Racist Black Baltimoron Clown-cilman claimed when Obama called Rioters And Looters “Thugs,” it was the same as calling them “Niggers.” 

CNN, is never afraid to ask the tough questions, like “is ‘thug’ the new N-word?” and that’s why former CNN anchor Soledad O’Brien appeared on that Sunday’s Reliable Sources program to add her name to the list of Loony Liberals arguing that calling Looters and Shooters in Baltimore “thugs” is just “a proxy, a word we use instead of the N-word.” She must not have been aware that Obama himself called some of the rioters “thugs” and tripled down on it. Racist Black Baltimoron City Councilman Carl Stokes blasted the rioters who torched and looted several local businesses on Monday, and dropped the N-word twice on CNN.

According to our Funkin Wagnalls, a “Thug” is a violent criminal, and most of those poor misunderstood yoofs who set Baltimore ablaze weren’t even charged.

Words that mean the same thing as “Thug” include bully, gangbanger, gangsta, gangster, goon, gorilla, hood, hooligan, mobster, mug, plug-ugly, punk, roughneck, rowdy, ruffian, hoodlum, tough, and toughie, so we can’t use any of those.

Words that rhymes with “Thug” include bug, chug, drug, dug, fug, hug, jug, lug, mug, plug, pug, rug, shrug, slug, smug, snug, trug, tug, and vug, so you’ll have to be careful when  you say “As snug as a bug in a rug.”

Although there is no substitute for the word “Nigger,” nor will there ever be, we still call Niggers by many other names.  Shitskin, jungle bunny, and jig-a-boo immediately come to mind.  A few months ago, the members of alt.flame.niggers started collecting “other” nigger names, and the following list was born (not “shitted,” like niggers are)… 

Some of those names include Africoon, Afro-Anthropoid, Afroid, Afropoid, Americoon, Baboon, Bangkok Nigger, Black (as in ‘payback black!’), Black Ass, Black Hole (Ho), Black Tiger Bait, Blackamoor, Blackie, Blacky, Blood (or Crip), Blubber Lips, Blue Gum, Blue lip  -s (as in ‘blue lipped little chimp’), Bone nose, Bongoid, Bootlips (Bootlipped turd), Boy, Brillohead, Bro-Hammer (As in Cadillac “Brougham”), Browny, Bubba (or Bubba Brown), Buck (male), Burrhead, Buttnugget, Chimp, Congoid, Coon, Cotton picker, Crackhead, Crumb-snatcher (nigglet), Crip (or Blood), DAFN, Dark Waste of Space, Darkie (or Darky), Defendant, Doo-Doo Brown (Mr.), Eggplant, Ethiop, Fecal critter, Fuckwit, Golly wog, Gorilla, Groid, Gutter monkey, High Yella (light-skinned negro), Ho (female), Homo-simian, Hood Rat, Inmate, Jig, Jigga, Jiggaboo (or Jigaboo), Jigroid, Jungle bunny, Kaffir, Knuckle dragger, Koko, L.O.O.T.er, Liver lip, Liverlips, LOOTer, Majete/pinche majete (Sp.), Mau-Mau, Melanzana (la) (=Eggplant) (It.), Mestizo (bastard), Midnight at noon, Mississippi wind chime, Monkey, Moolie -s  (Am. & It.), Moon cricket, Moose lips, Morgue Dog, Moving target, Mud People, Mud Puppy, Mud Shark, Negro, Negroid, Nig, Nigger, NiggerRican, Nigglet (rug rat), niggROIDS, Nignog, Nog, O.J., Obsolete Farming Equipment, Octoroon (One-eighth nigger), Pickaninny, Piece of shit, Porch Monkey, Potato nose, Quadroon (One-quarter nigger), R.N. (Resident Nigger), Raggamuppet, Redbone (light-skinned negro), Rubber lips, Sambo, Saucer lip, Savage, Semi-simian, Serf (Shit Serf), Shine, Shitlips, Shitskin (or Shit Skin), Shitter, Shvartz -(g)er (=Black) (Jidd.), Slave (runaway slave), Snow Ball, Snow Queen (light-skinned negro), Spade, Spear chucker, Splib, Spook, Spoonbill, Strange Fruit, Sub-ape, Suboid (a contraction of “sub-human negroid”), Subhuman, Suspect, Tar baby (very dark-skinned negro), Thicktongue, Thief, Tree ornament, Turd, Turd Cricket, Turd gobbler, Turd-worlders, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, Velcro Head, Webster, Welfare queen, Welfare rat (male), Welfare slut (female), Wetsuit, Wog –s, Worthless, Yard Ape, and Zulu.

The Blower says to date we haven’t seen where Political Correctness Fanatics haven’t officially banned the use of any of these words, so until they do, instead of using the now offensive “Thug Word,” you certainly have a lot of alternatives to choose from, and you can thank The Blower for helping you out on this all-important sensitive endeavor.