TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2016

Tonight’s Really Big Story

Another Super Duper Tuesday For Trump

Donald Trump took definitive steps toward solidifying his respective party’s presidential nomination tonight, making his rivals’ task to beat him nearly insurmountable. Trump won all five of the delegate-rich GOP primaries in Connecticut, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Rhode Island.  Trump’s clean sweep is a major setback for the hopes of the #NeverTrump movement, which had aimed to stop the controversial real estate mogul’s march to the GOP nomination. With his wins on Tuesday, Trump has crossed the 900 delegate threshold and will add more as the night goes on. And his victories were decisive, too — in each state was winning with at least 57% of the vote.

Speaking from Trump Tower in New York City, Trump said the GOP race was effectively decided. “I consider myself the presumptive nominee,” he said. “As far as I’m concerned, it’s over.”

Now Let’s See How Trump Supporters Celebrated Pictorially On Free Republic Tonight

CRUZASHIMA

NAGAKASICH

“There, There, Ted. Everything Will Be Alright.”

Today’s Earlier Editions

“Employer Warning” (Tomorrow is Secretary’s Day!)

“Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)

“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Honesty Day” (The Problem With Political Jokes Is That They Get Elected! —Rodney Dangerfield)

Special “Veracity Scorecard” (Why Do Our Elected Officials Always Score So Low?)

And that’s the way it was today on the 269th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.

*1,288 More Days Until “Dee-Day” if you live in Anderson Township

More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom