WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20, 2016
But Cranley Didn’t Go Far Enough
Our City Hall Snitch wonders if Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley was in full pandering mode when he announced that he wanted the local National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) Chapter to be part of an agreement between the City and the University of Cincinnati before UC police officers can go back to making off-campus traffic stops.

If the NAALCP’s Rob Richardson Sr. was “skeptical,” Cranley’s Political Pandering must’ve been really obvious.

Is Al Sharpton’s Local Race-Baiting Group also included? What about Black Lives Really, Really Matter, and our local Muslim Apologists? Did Cranley remember to check with Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback to make sure gaywads and lesbians were proportionally represented? And just for once, how about including the National Association for the Advancement of White People? That group always seems to get left out.

And just to make sure we don’t exclude anybody, we’re asking our good friend Hedley Lamarr to give us that list of folks The Blower thinks should also be included: We want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

More Political Pandering Later