SUNDAY, APRIL 10, 2016

 This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “What’s Right With America” (Honoring Real American Heroes!)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “Police Body Cam Update” (Perfect For Another TV Reality Show)

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was “Sentencing Guidelines” (Prosecutors Partners’ Lives Matter)

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Beck Seeking New Revelations For Cruz; Ted Clinton — Only The Name Has Been Changed To Deceive The Stupid; and Brit, Aren’t You Up A Little Too Late. Go Nighty Night.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

On the Saturday broadcast of “Justice” on Fox News Channel, host Judge Jeanine Pirro went after the GOP establishment, who she noted is still trying to keep GOP front-runner Donald Trump from getting the nomination. Pirro argued ignoring the people’s votes and choosing someone else as a nominee would be “un-American” of the establishment. “The Republicans actually take the cake. They are not even hiding what they plan to do. They are about to change the rules, ignore the votes of people who waited in line for hours and invalidate the votes of people who have never voted before, and put in a candidate they think is good for them. Whatever happened to your vote matters? Not only is that infuriating, it is un-American,” said Pirro.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO DESTROY KEEP THE ESTABLISHMENT HONEST.

The Blower believes the next 212 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Bruce Springsteen has canceled his concert in North Carolina, citing the state’s new law blocking anti-discrimination rules covering the LGBT community. In a statement on his website Friday, Springsteen said he was canceling the concert scheduled for Sunday in Greensboro because of the law, which critics say discriminates against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. Springsteen says the law “is an attempt by people who cannot stand the progress our country has made in recognizing the human rights of all of our citizens to overturn that progress.”

 Murdering Muslim Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 119 Islamic attacks in 21 countries, in which 867 people were killed and 1408 injured.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Cardinal Raymond Burke, patron of the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, and ecclesiastical adviser to The Cardinal Newman Society, rebuked the University of Notre Dame for the “great scandal” of awarding abortion and same-sex marriage advocate Vice President Joe Biden the University’s “oldest and most prestigious honor accorded to American Catholics.” In an interview with Catholic Action for Faith and Family’s Thomas McKenna, Cardinal Burke said that Biden’s positions regarding human life and marriage are contradictory “to the teaching of Our Lord Jesus Christ,” and are in “grievous violation of the moral law and therefore make him ineligible to receive such an award from a Catholic university.”

Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A. To find a tight seal.

 Angry Andersonians

 Everybody’s wondering what happened after that swarm of Senior Citizens showed up at the March 17 Trustees Meeting to present their signed petition demanding the Township find another organization willing to lose money to operate their center so it can remain open. One of  the trustees (whose name you would know) says there has been considerable progress in talks with the Soylent Corporation, whose success working with senior citizens is well known. 

 Bluegrass Blasts

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says April 15 may be Tax Day, but everybody in Elsmere is counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds until Tax Freedom Day arrives in Kentucky tomorrow morning on April 11 (ranked #8 latest nationally) because as everybody knows, your state and local taxes are lower in Kentucky. Meanwhile in Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio over-taxed payers will work until April 19 (ranked #26 latest nationally) to pay their total tax bills. And Indiana Bureau Chief Hoosier Daddy says Religious Fanatics will be working until April 18 (ranked #24 latest nationally) to pay all their taxes, which includes some fabulous fees on all those new gay wedding cakes.

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says this weekend everybody’s talking about today’s so-called “Women of the Year” selections, and Diversity Fanatics are wondering when the “Black Women of The Year’s Lives Matter” protesters will be marching through the newsroom. Talk about your “White Privilege!”

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”