THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 2016
TODAY’S REALLY BIG STORY
BILL CLINTON SAYS “BLACK LIVES MATTER” PROTESTERS ARE DEFENDING MURDERS AND DRUG DEALERS
Other Stories The Blower Will Be Tracking Tonight Include:
MUST-WATCH SNL PARODY: PAUL RYAN’S GOP ESTABLISHMENT SHUFFLE (Saturday Night Live has an incredible sendoff of the Chicago Bears’ “Super Bowl Shuffle” based on the GOP Establishment. Somehow this was cut from Saturday’s broadcast.)
NOW IT’S DEMOCRAT LAWMAKERS DEMANDING ‘SAFE SPACES’ WND Breaking News says the sheltered and pampered little snowflakes on America’s college campuses have just about shut down the rigorous exchange of ideas and differing points of view with their speech bans and “safe spaces.” The disease has spread. Now it’s LAWMAKERS who are demanding to be shielded on the job from points of view that “harass” them or make them uncomfortable. Are you seeing a pattern here? [READ MORE HERE]
AMERICAN FLAGS NOW PROHIBITED ON WHITE HOUSE TOURS (On April 16, the White House will allow tourists to enter its gates and view the various landscaping treasures that adorn the premises. That weekend, tourists will be given the rare opportunity to get a first hand look at the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, the Rose Garden, and of course, Michelle Obama’s White House vegetable garden. Sounds like a real treat for any botany enthusiast. Just don’t try to bring any flags with you. Nope. Not even an American flag. For some reason flags of “any kind” have been put on the list of items that tourists are prohibited from bringing onto the White House grounds.)
SCOTUS SCENARIO: Senator Chuck Grassley, chairman of the Judiciary Committee, says DemocRATS are basically wasting their time trying to pressure Republicans into setting hearings for Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley said Thursday. “This strategy has failed to recognize that I am no stranger to political pressure and to strong-arm tactics,” the Iowa Republican told The Hill. “When I make a decision based on sound principle, I’m not about to flip-flop because the left has organized what they call a pressure campaign.” D-RATS insist Grassley and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will eventually cave — but the Iowa senator told the Hill not to bet on it.
Meanwhile, on Thursday Obama defended his nomination of Judge Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court, saying “At least I wasn’t looking for a Black Lesbian From Skokie.”
OBAMA’S GRAY HAIRS HILARIOUSLY EXPLAINED BY MAD MAGAZINE (MAD magazine skewered Obama’s gray hairs for its upcoming April issue, giving “a strand-by-strand” analysis of why each hair turned color. [READ MORE HERE])
TODAY’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD
Today, when Michelle Antoinette welcomed a group of Iranians to the White House, she really did say, “We think America is strongest when we celebrate our diversity.” Most amazingly, that quote doesn’t appear on the front page of The Fishwrap.
Tonight’s Hill-arity
Plus We Have These Two Videos You May Not Have Already Seen Sent In By Our Subscribers.
ATF The Super Bowl Commercial You Missed
PLUS
Federal Prison Blues (Dedicated to Hillary)
Earlier Editions Today
“The Tax Man Cometh” (Remember When America Was Founded To Avoid Taxation?)
“Illegal Immigrant Update” (If You Let Them, They Will Come)
“Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin
“Sentencing Guidelines” (Prosecutors Partners’ Lives Matter)
And that’s the way it was today on the 288th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.
*1,307 is D-Day in Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom