SUNDAY, APRIL 3, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was our Annual “Mea Culpa” E-dition (Unlike Politicians, When We Apologize, We Really, Really Mean It!)
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “Focusing On Our Enemies” (It’s The Establishment, Stupid!)
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was “Stupid Campaign Coverage” (More Useless News)
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Three Faces Of Hillary.
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
The 112-member Republican National Convention so-called “Rules Committee” is poised to have an oversized role at this year’s GOP convention in Cleveland. If Donald Trump doesn’t clinch the nomination before the convention by winning 1,237 delegates, a nominee will be decided through what could be a series of votes by convention delegates. But The Blower says we doubt if the so-called “Rules Committee” will play by the rules.
THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO DESTROY KEEP THE ESTABLISHMENT HONEST.
The Blower believes the next 219 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Liberal Liar Award
This morning, Hillary told NBC’s “Meet the Press” that she is “not at all worried” about the FBI investigation into the personal email server she used while serving as secretary of State. Trumpster Troublemaker Tino Del Gato says Billary may want to get convicted while BO is in office as he could pardon her. Trump will send her to Guantanamo or better Make that Benghazi. Go Figure!!!
Murdering Muslim Update
The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 116 Islamic attacks in 23 countries, in which 907 people were killed and 2827 injured.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Harvard Students Offended By American Flag (March 29, 2016)
Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A. To find a tight seal.
Active Andersonians
Last week, Anderson Township Trustee Andrew Pappas started acting more like a real Hamilton County Commissioner Candidate when he called for Cincinnati Parks Director Willie Carden to resign.
Wednesday’s Anderson Township Republican Club should be a real pep rally for Pappas.
Thursday, “Friends of Andrew Pappas” have scheduled a big fundraiser at Via Vite to bring in lots of fat cat cash.
And as soon as you see Andy’s new TV commercial, you’ll realize Team Pappas will be pulling out all the stops for the next 219 more days.
Bluegrass Blasts
Bluegrass Fishwrapper Scott Wartman says a group of 126 Republicans on Saturday from the 20 counties of Northern Kentucky’s Fourth Congressional District gathered in the theater of Boondoggle County High School to choose their three delegates and three alternates for the Republican National Convention in Cleveland for July. People at the convention seemed to either support Donald Trump or Cruz. Amazingly, Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s name never came up. [READ MORE HERE]
The Feck Stops Here
Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says this week promoting a “Pre-School Tax” was officially added to The Fishwrap’s Liberal Agenda, and what you saw this week was only the beginning.
Conservative Curmudgeon says the promoters of new babysitting service — oh, pardon, that’s preschool service — along with the usual never-saw-a-tax-they-didn’t-like suspects were the ones proposing the tax. But don’t you think The Fishwrap would promote ANY (and every) tax “for the children?”
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”
