TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2016
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Sunday, we discovered the Real Meaning of Easter was Hollow Chocolate Messiah Bunnies. —Befuddled Biblical Scholars
We were really amazed when Monday’s Capitol Hill Shooter wasn’t a Muslim Terrorist and turned out to be just another Crazy Black Bastard with a gun. —Racial Healers
If you think appointing a Conservative to replace Justice Scalia on the Supreme Court isn’t important, just look at how today’s 4-4 ruling turned out. —SCOTUS Watchers
Was anybody surprised when I caved in to pressure from the homosexual lobby and vetoed the state’s so-called religious liberty bill to keep sexual predators and cross-dressing perverts out of women’s restrooms? —Georgia Governor Nathan Deal
Was anybody surprised when somebody planted a tombstone for Donald Trump in New York’s Central Park? —The Republican Establishment
When Fidel Castro trashed Obama after his historic surrender last week, it was only for “internal consumption” in Cuba. —Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest
We’re just saying no to guns inside the Republican National Convention in Cleveland. —U.S. Secret Service
The feds will soon be fining all those schools that don’t follow my lunch rules. —Michelle
I wish people would stop asking if I plan to indict Hillary. —Obama’s Attorney General Loretta Lynch
Will Donald Trump and Ted Cruz be conceding the race and falling in behind me after next Tuesday’s Primary in Wisconsin? —Ohio Governor John Kasich, Still Delusional
On this date in 1973, the last U.S. combat troops left South Vietnam as Hanoi freed the remaining American prisoners of war held in North Vietnam, and America’s direct eight-year intervention in the Vietnam War was at an end. Can’t you just imagine if Obama had been in charge? —Hurley The Historian
That’s why we chose Bill Murray’s classic quote from “Stripes”: “We’re Americans! We’re ten and one!” —Our Quote For Today Committee
Please don’t ask how many games I have to play before I earn my first million dollars this year. —Joey Votto
Hey, Are all of my snitches still on Spring Break? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Usually it is a sure sign of spring when UK and Louisville are still playing basketball and UC and Xavier are back home watching the Final Four on TV. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
Don’t you wish Morehead State were still in the NCAA Tournament? We’d be looking into the stands for all the good looking fans that show support for their team, and/or extracurricular activities. —Sportscasters on TV
The Morehead the merrier! —Horny in Hebron
What kind of T-shirts could we wear to our game? —Wilder Women
Trish the Dish wants to know why somebody sent her that Morehead State T-Shirt. —TV 19 News
Sheree Paolello says somebody sent her one, too. —Jack Atherton
— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —
Sometimes The Blower ridicules “Women’s Herstory Month” to show “Herstory” is just another made-up word Feminists use to make themselves feel good!. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Feminazi who believes that all men are idiots, wearing a bra is a symbol of oppression, shaving their legs is apparently showing that they GIVE INTO MALE PRESSURE TO BE ATTRACTIVE HOLY SHIT, snowmen must be called “snowpeople,” and that any song that mentions a girl is supporting rape or whatever.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Sexists, who are people who use the word “gender” instead of “sex,” because they believe their “gender” is superior and says unfair things about the other “gender,” or assumes that only one “gender” has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.
RESPECT FOR WOMEN HOT LINE
e-mail your sincerest salutations today.
And these are just some of the bodacious babes who sent us stuff during Women’s Herstory Month.
Some Women Whipping Women in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Women Whipping Women subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER WOMEN’S HERSTORY MONTH VIDEO OF THE DAY
Judge Jeanine Pirro Opening Statement – Does Hillary Clinton Have The Integrity To Be President Of U.S.A?
(Sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Vonda Pickens, whose Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers took part in the nation-wide “Overpasses for Obama’s Impeachment” movement.
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today. 