MONDAY, MARCH 28, 2016
Pathetic Political Priorities: Obama Challenges Kids To A Stare Down
Last week, at least 35 people were killed and 300 wounded in a terrorist attack in Brussels. This past Friday, at least 25 people were killed and 90 people wounded in a suicide bombing in Iraq. And on Easter Sunday, the Taliban targeted Christians in Pakistan and claimed credit for killing at least 69 people while injuring more than 341. Obama is fresh back from sightseeing tours of Cuba and Argentina.
So as ISIS wreaks havoc in all over Europe and Asia, Obama spent Monday staring down smaller adversaries: children. The Daily Caller reports during the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, Obama asked the kids, “Who can look at me without blinking?” First Lady Michelle Obama added, “No blinking… It’s like you’re hypnotized.” After about ten seconds, Obama blinked and said, “I couldn’t take it.” Michelle commented, “It’s hard.”
Now Here Are Five More Stories We’re Tracking Tonight
#1: Today’s Capitol Hill Shooter Was Not a Muslim (Just Another Crazy Black Bastard With A Gun, If That’s Not Too, Too Politically Incorrect.)
#2: We Didn’t Know Bernie Was Basically Jesus
#3: Georgia Governor Chooses Super Bowl Over Social Conservatives
(Faced with a growing revolt from corporations including the National Football League, Georgia Governor Nathan Deal today vetoed the state’s so-called religious liberty bill. Governor Deal caved in to pressure from the homosexual lobby days after a firestorm of outrage over North Carolina’s bill to keep sexual predators and cross-dressing perverts out of women’s restrooms.)
#4: Tombstone For Donald Trump Planted In New York’s Central Park
(A tombstone with Donald Trump’s name engraved on it was found in New York City’s Central Park over the weekend by someone hoping to bury the Republican front-runner’s presidential aspirations. The large, granite tombstone was reportedly found near the Tavern on the Green, a restaurant located in the middle of the park, and included the billionaire’s year of birth (1946), with no date of death. Photographs posted to social media show the words “Make America Hate Again” inscribed on the front of the tombstone — a play on Trump’s campaign slogan frequently chanted by protesters at his rallies.)
And #5: Hillary’s Hang-Ups
Republican Senator Chuck Grassley preemptively swung back at Hillary Clinton ahead of her Monday speech in which she was expected to hammer the Judiciary Committee chairman for his role in blocking the confirmation of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court: “With all the troubles she’s getting on email, and the FBI’s going to question her, I would imagine she’d want to change the tone of her campaign.”
Also Billionaire Donald Trump, the 2016 GOP presidential frontrunner, told Breitbart News that he believes that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is only “being nice to” Obama because she wants him to prevent the FBI from indicting her over her email scandal. Trump’s comments came in response to a question about his thoughts on former President Bill Clinton, Hillary’s husband, calling President Obama’s administration an “awful legacy” in a Spokane, Washington, speech last week. “If he said that, Hillary will be indicted,” Trump said of Bill Clinton’s remarks on Obama’s administration.
And Tonight’s Classic Hillary-In-Prison Joke
TONIGHT’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD
Obama says, “The Truth is out there. It’s just hard to find.”
Plus, These Two New Videos
Tryphorgetin From The DNC PHARMACY For Hillary Supporters
And
Kids Present The Easter Story
Today’s Earlier Editions
Our Annual “Easter Monday” E-dition (DemocRATS still blaming Bush for the Death of Jesus!)
“European Editorializing” (Showing How Our Allies See Us)
“Focusing On Our Enemies” (It’s The Establishment, Stupid!)
“Muslim Invasion Of America” (Today They’re Only Invading Europe)
And “Obamacare Outrages (More Medical Malpractice)
And that’s the way it was today on the 297th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.
*1,317 if your live in Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom 