SUNDAY, MARCH 27, 2016

This Sunday in America… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners on Easter Sunday to ask for God to bring Destruction on all those suicidal extremists who hate the West and plan to carry out attacks against us.

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Lord, but Trump and Cruz are both staking their claims on being the Iron Fist for the God-fearing West against the moon-worshipping, goat-loving, jihadists.

Ted Cruz says, “It’s way past time we have a president who will acknowledge this evil and will call it by its name and use the full force and fury to defeat ISIS … We need a president who sets aside political correctness.  We don’t need another lecture about Islamophobia.” 

Donald Trump says, “We need to be vigilant and smart. We [need] to strengthen up our borders … be very careful who let into our country … we have a people in our country right now that probably and definitely have the same feeling of hate as the people in Brussels … The police don’t have control of [Brussels and Paris] right now. You have to hit ISIS and you have to hit them so hard and not play Tiddlywinks like they are doing right now.”

Amen to that.