SATURDAY, MARCH 26, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (MARCH 21), The Blower Featured
“Let’s All Go on Spring Break” (Looking For Some Major Yabbos!)
“March Madness” (All That Hype Will Allow!)
“How Do You Know It’s Really Spring?” (When Late Night Comedians Start Making Spring Jokes!)
“Same Time Last Year” (We Were All Watching Sluts In The Suburbs)
“Dumbed Down DemocRAT Diplomacy” (Obama’s Cuban Clusterfuck)
And In Our “Monday Message” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said political junkies could stay up late tomorrow night to see who wins the 2016 Republican Primary Elections way out west in Arizona and Utah, or they can accept The Blower’s Early Predictions Tonight and count all of Arizona’s 58 Delegates for Donald Trump, and give all of Utah’s 40 Delegates to Ted Cruz, just to keep things interesting.
TUESDAY (MARCH 22) The Blower Featured
“Sluts in the Suburbs Encore” E-dition (Making All of Warren County, Ohio Really Proud!)
“Cartoon Wars” E-dition (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Hillary In The Pillory” (FBI Investigation Update)
Obama’s “Catastrophic Countdown Continues” (Today ISIS Blew Up Brussels)
And In “Tuesday’s Triumphs” From The Whistleblower Newsroom It Was More Delegates For Trump and Cruz.
Last night, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said political junkies could stay up late tonight to see who won the 2016 Republican Primary Elections way out west in Arizona and Utah, or they could accept The Blower’s Early Predictions Last Night and count all of Arizona’s 58 Delegates for Donald Trump, and give all of Utah’s 40 Delegates to Ted Cruz, just to keep things interesting.
WEDNESDAY (MARCH 23) The Blower Featured
“Cuban Cartoonery” (Obama Compares Cuban Dictators To Our Own Founding Fathers!)
“Keeping America Safe” (And Protecting Us All From ISIS)
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
Edition #43 (published on March 26, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That Week’s “Really Big Story” was all about the introduction of “Show and Television” at NewsChannel 5. The Top Ten List was the top ten ways to ensure your access to the WLWT Promos-Cam, and a story about the planned protest at City Hall about the lack of Police Brutality in Cincinnati.
“Time Warner Business Class Update” (Bringing Ideas and Business Together)
“Bi-Partisan Bashing” (Tonight It’s The Republicans’ Turn)
And In “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
BELGIUM BURNS, ISIS ADVANCES, IRAN IS BUILDING NUKES AND OBAMA’S ON A SOUTH AMERICAN VACATION DANCING (Obama came under bitter attack Wednesday for doing the tango and taking in other pleasures on his visits to Cuba and Argentina amid the deadly terrorist attacks in Brussels, with Republican strategist Anna Navarro saying “I think the entire thing is horrible. “It reminded me of when he went golfing after James Foley’s head was cut off,” Navarro, a former Jeb Bush supporter, told John Berman on CNN.)
THURSDAY (MARCH 24) The Blower Featured
“Over-Taxed Payers’ Angst” (Taxation With Representation Isn’t So Damn Great Either!)
“Women’s History Month” (Helping Worthy Women Get Ahead)
Congratulations Our Good Friend Debbie On Her Third Promotion This Week. We Don’t Know How She Does It 
“Campus PC Update” (Helping Ordinary Students Feel Offended) 
“Whistleblower Link Of The Day” (Another One Of Our Favorite Places To Visit)
“Amateur Athletics” (One Thing You Can Be Sure Of, It’s NOT about the Money!) 
In “Thursday’s Tactics” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Today Liberals continued to whine about Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s sensible suggestion in the wake of the Terrorist Attacks in Brussels that America needs “to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized.”
Friday (March 25) The Blower Featured
“Good Friday” (It Wasn’t So Good For Jesus!)
“Foreign Policy Update” (The Obama Tango Doctrine)
When Obama Tangoed While Brussels Was Attacked, He Was Really Out Of Step With America
“Sleazy Sex Scandal” (It’s Just What The 2016 Presidential Campaign Needed)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
Why, it’s none other than Former First Lady Laura Bush, whom Hurley the Historian says was always a fine lady, even before she became First Lady, and without flourish or fanfare implemented many worthy initiatives focused on health, education, and literacy while she was in the White House.
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
In “Friday’s Features” From The Whistleblower Newsroom Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is trying to survive an explosive “dirt file” on the finger-wagging conservative senator! And the new issue of The National ENQUIRER — on newsstands now — reveals how the reports say the staunch Republican is hiding FIVE different mistresses!
And SATURDAY (MARCH 26) The Blower Featured
“What’s Right With America” (Honoring Real American Heroes!)
“Easter Cartoons” (Taking Time Out From Politiics!)
“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
In Our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, We Heard About that time many years before they borrowed a county car to cross the Great Divide and join the overflow audience at the Gannett Foundation Distinguished Felons Lecture Series at Thomas More College. The star attractions were Watergate conspirator John Dean III and Senate Watergate chief counsel Sam Dash, reflecting on Watergate a decade earlier.
And Our “Saturday Strategery” (How About A Plan For Defeating ISIS?)
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
