Special “Monday Message” E-dition

MONDAY MESSAGE

MONDAY, MARCH 21, 2016

What’s At Stake Tuesday Night

image004Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says political junkies can stay up late tomorrow night to see who wins the 2016 Republican Primary Elections way out west in Arizona and Utah, or they can accept The Blower’s Early Predictions Tonight and count all of Arizona’s 58 Delegates for Donald Trump, and give all of Utah’s 40 Delegates to Ted Cruz, just to keep things interesting.

Now Here Are Some Stories We’re Tracking Tonight

image006ROMNEY SAYS A VOTE FOR JOHN KASICH IN UTAH OR ARIZONA WOULD BE A VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMPimage005

image006OBAMA SAYS HE WILL NOT GIVE RAUL CASTRO A LIST OF POLITICAL PRISONERS AND DEMAND THEY BE RELEASED (President Barack Obama told ABC News anchor David Muir in an exclusive interview today in Havana, Cuba, that he had not yet given President Raúl Castro a list of dissidents, which the Cuban leader seemed to request during a news conference earlier today. In the joint news conference, Obama and Castro clashed on the issue of human rights in Cuba, with the Cuban leader denying knowledge of any political prisoners in the island nation. “What political prisoners? Give me a name, or names, or after this meeting is over you can give me a list of political prisoners and if we have those political prisoners they will be released before tonight ends,” Castro said.)image006

image006IRAN TO COMMEMORATE CAPTURE OF U.S SAILORS WITH MONUMENT (Admiral Ali Fadavi, Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps naval commander, recently revealed the plan to erect the monument, which he said would serve as a “tourist attraction,” according to a report in London’s The Telegraph. “There are very many photographs of the major incident of arresting U.S. Marines in the Persian Gulf in the media and we intend to build a symbol out of them inside one of our naval monuments,” Fadavi reportedly told Iran’s Defense Press news agency, misidentifying the sailors as Marines.)image007

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ABSOLUTE PROOF LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER


image006FOCUS GROUP CALLS HILLARY CLINTON ‘WORST LIAR I THINK I’VE EVER SEEN,’ SAYS SHE ‘LIED ABOUT LYING’

image006TONIGHT’S CLASSIC DONALD TRUMP-TED CRUZ JOKEimage008image003

Plus, These Two New Videos

Bill Clinton trashes “awful legacy of the last eight years” of Obama presidency


And
10 Things NOT to Do in Cuba


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Today’s Earlier Editionsimage010

“Let’s All Go on Spring Break” (Looking For Some Major Yabbos!)

“March Madness” (All That Hype Will Allow!)

“How Do You Know It’s Really Spring?” (When Late Night Comedians Start Making Spring Jokes!)

“Same Time Last Year” (We Were All Watching Sluts In The Suburbs)

“Dumbed Down DemocRAT Diplomacy” (Obama’s Cuban Clusterfuck)

Expect The Battle To Continue For The Next 314* Days Until Noon on Inauguration Day When The Nation Can Begin To Undo All The Damage Obama Has Done.

*1,334 if your live in Anderson Township

More News Later (Or Maybe Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroomimage003image001