MONDAY, MARCH 21, 2016

More Stupid Sports Cliches

         Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says Obama once again demonstrated his preposterous political priorities by submitting his 2016 March Madness Brackets for the eighth straight year (Still No Budget). Obama picked Kansas, Texas A&M, Michigan State, and UNC to reach the Final Four. To the excitement of many Kansas fans, the President predicts the Jayhawks will win the national title.  But The Blower wants to know how much U.S. Over-taxed payers had to borrow to from the Chinese just to pay for Obama’s Presidential Bracket Display.

Last year was one of the best ever for local basketball fans, what with six Tri-State teams making it to the 2015 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament— UC, Xavier, Ohio State, Dayton, Kentucky, and Louisville. Now let’s see how many of our local losers were able to survive the second round.

March Madness showcases the best of college sports. Unfortunately, the annual installment of the Men’s NCAA Basketball Tournament also highlights the worst in wasteful government spending, according to the Taxpayers Protection Alliance. The $2.7 billion price tag associated with the arenas used during the 2012 NCAA tournament should’ve given March Madness a maddening new meaning for over-taxed payers a long time ago.

Hurley the Historian says on this day in 1980, President Jimmy Carter announced that the U.S. would boycott the Olympic Games scheduled to take place in Moscow that summer, after the Soviet Union failed to comply with Carter’s February 20, 1980, deadline to withdraw its troops from Afghanistan. In 2016 Obama plans to boycott the Olympic Games in Rio if every athlete on the United States Team is not a raging homosexual.

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